how many owls could you see in a given day before you started to think there’s a problem
like
at what point does it stop being “oh hell. that’s multiple owls today. wack” and start being “what is happening, why are there owls. something is wrong”
the answer for me is like. anywhere from 6 to 13 depending on the context
ok I finished the assignment by 3:00 am and was able to sleep for at least 6 hours afterward, wasn’t too bad at all
probably gonna end up pulling my first ever all-nighter tonight in order to finish my final project for typography II before class tomorrow
probably gonna end up pulling my first ever all-nighter tonight in order to finish my final project for typography II before class tomorrow
i suppose i am among these exceptionally rare bc i am god tier at both wii sports resort golf and uh um er uh erm i uh
zylenox is kind of a crazy youtuber because he went from being really good at geometry dash and verifying some of the hardest levels and also creating some of the most famous geometry dash levels ever to completely quitting the game and playing Minecraft where he proceeded to get the RSG world record
it’s rare you find someone who’s that skilled at more than one video game
bold of you to assume i’m having any thoughts regardless of whether or not i’m consuming media
we’re so terrified of our own thoughts that we drown them out whenever we can.
music or videos or podcasts or tv or social media or other content.
like when was the last time you didn’t have any external stimulation of any kind. like just lost in your own thoughts? probably in the shower, and then you’re back to stimulation 24/7. surely thats a problem???
just a thought
the government’s putting capitalism in the water to turn the friggin frogs gay
idk what they put in the water during black friday but there's a weird phenomenon where people get the sudden urge to buy a 50 inch tv that they don't need
starting to get super fed up with how often i’m getting sick
this is the third time in a 2-month span
idk what the problem is either, i’m eating healthy and staying active, i’m getting enough sleep, i’m not any more stressed than normal, idk what could be causing this
it’s different symptoms every time too, so it’s not the same illness just rearing its head every once in a while
I think my immune system is just bad and the weather changing is messing with me or something idk
i’m just getting tired of feeling awful every 3-8 weeks
is it sad that I felt genuinely touched by this even though I know it’s just a quote from the bee movie
this is so eye-opening
me when the bee movie puts a sex reference in a children’s film
man I have been slacking off on weekends so far this semester and I gotta not do that bc it’s forcing me to stay up later scrambling to get stuff done which is not very fun bc now i’m hella eepy
can confirm
my family drove through nebraska on our way to see the solar eclipse in Wyoming back in 2017, we spent the entire 6 hours on the same state highway and saw nothing but soybeans and only passed one other car during that span
i swear nebraska is basically the beige of the united states like nothing goes on there
using hammy as shorthand for hamstring is great bc it makes official sports headlines way funnier
Sportsball McDunderson has partially torn hammy, MRI confirms
McDunderson seeks second opinion on hammy
McDunderson: Hammy ‘Feels great’ after surgery
McDunderson cleared to play after devastating hammy injury
i know it’d be a monumental undertaking but wouldn’t it be funny if this got 1000 likes so he could recreate the The Proclaimers song
did it again this evening and saw a possum and a shooting star, gonna try and make this a weekly routine
nothing like walking across campus at 1:45am but intentionally talking the long way back to my dorm so i can appreciate the quiet beauty of the night (and take photos for photography class in the process)