i know it’d be a monumental undertaking but wouldn’t it be funny if this got 1000 likes so he could recreate the The Proclaimers song
for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)
did it again this evening and saw a possum and a shooting star, gonna try and make this a weekly routine
nothing like walking across campus at 1:45am but intentionally talking the long way back to my dorm so i can appreciate the quiet beauty of the night (and take photos for photography class in the process)
my friends and I just had a fascinating discussion about whether or not my pants are real according to United States property law
the answer is only yes if they were to be embedded into the cement foundations of my house
should they be removed from the foundations, they would no longer be real
Auriali puts the sexy in dyslexia
Happy Dyslexia Awareness Week to my fellow Dyslexians™ who rely on spell check to make their sentences make even a lick of sense and have a minor panic to themselves when it says “no suggestions” because you’ve spelt a word so horribly that it can’t even understand what in the world you were trying to say.
the album is over 18 years old so technically it should be called Adult A
On 2nd of October 2000, my favourite album ever made was released. You probably already know what it is, Kid A by Radiohead. The album means a lot to me and has got me through a lot, which is why I love it so much. Not just that but it is genuinely a beautiful, powerful and well paced album. Happy 23rd birthday, Kid A! 
nothing like walking across campus at 1:45am but intentionally talking the long way back to my dorm so i can appreciate the quiet beauty of the night (and take photos for photography class in the process)
apparently you need to be 21 years of age to purchase Mucinex
I learnt this the hard way at Costco yesterday when I tried to purchase some and it took several failed transactions and the ID of a friend to be able to do so
(it’s bc you can use the active ingredients in many cough medicines to make meth so the government is pretty strict about who’s buying cough medicine and how much you buy)
i just want to alleviate my throatal ailments when i inevitably get sick every 4-8 weeks
I swear to god half the people on this site have synesthesia and don’t know it
yesterday I played RUGBY for TWO HOURS and got KICKED in the FACE and got a nasty CUT under my EYE and then immediately turned around and went to an OWL CITY concert with my SIBLINGS whom I LOVE DEARLY
sitting at the most MANLY barber shop listening to ONE DIRECTION in my headphones
i finally posted some of them (the most recent updates are on the last page)
feel free to check out how my design skills have evolved since 2019 if you wanna scroll through all 23 pages lmao
the masculine urge to make one metric butt ass ton of cool designs that i’m legitimately proud of and then not post them anywhere
this is the best this joke can possibly get. there’s no point in doing it anymore. everyone can go home
Honestly I think Margot raw bees’ performance in barbie was legendary
Hey here’s a totally new thing that has never been done before, try to put the phrase “raw bees” in your post while making it sound normal, this has not been done before
Ethical Reasoning is already a fun class bc the first assignment includes this whopper of a thought experiment:
“Lisa’s bank account has been accessed by hackers, who are withdrawing $200 from it every five minutes. The bank will not reimburse the stolen funds, and - even worse - will seize Lisa’s assets to pay off any debt. Lisa must simply take a short walk to her bank and put a hold on her account to stop the hackers, a trip that - quite conveniently - takes less than five minutes and is already part of Lisa’s daily routine. On her way, however, she notices an innumerable amount of children drowning in individual pools, each of which will drown if Lisa does not save them. It would take five minutes for her to reach a child and pull them to safety. Lisa must decide how many children to pull to safety before she enters the bank to keep her own interests intact, but once she enters the bank, every child she does not save will drown. Unfortunately for Lisa, in a sisyphean twist of cruel fate, this scenario will occur - without fail - every day for the remainder of her life. Neither the hackers, nor the endless pools of drowning children, will ever cease. How many children is Lisa morally obligated to rescue before entering the bank?”
Sometimes I fantasize that philosophers who hypothesize especially cruel thought experiments be condemned to endure them forever in the afterlife as if they were figures in Greek mythology