the government’s putting capitalism in the water to turn the friggin frogs gay
idk what they put in the water during black friday but there's a weird phenomenon where people get the sudden urge to buy a 50 inch tv that they don't need
starting to get super fed up with how often i’m getting sick
this is the third time in a 2-month span
idk what the problem is either, i’m eating healthy and staying active, i’m getting enough sleep, i’m not any more stressed than normal, idk what could be causing this
it’s different symptoms every time too, so it’s not the same illness just rearing its head every once in a while
I think my immune system is just bad and the weather changing is messing with me or something idk
i’m just getting tired of feeling awful every 3-8 weeks
is it sad that I felt genuinely touched by this even though I know it’s just a quote from the bee movie
me when the bee movie puts a sex reference in a children’s film
man I have been slacking off on weekends so far this semester and I gotta not do that bc it’s forcing me to stay up later scrambling to get stuff done which is not very fun bc now i’m hella eepy
can confirm
my family drove through nebraska on our way to see the solar eclipse in Wyoming back in 2017, we spent the entire 6 hours on the same state highway and saw nothing but soybeans and only passed one other car during that span
i swear nebraska is basically the beige of the united states like nothing goes on there
using hammy as shorthand for hamstring is great bc it makes official sports headlines way funnier
Sportsball McDunderson has partially torn hammy, MRI confirms
McDunderson seeks second opinion on hammy
McDunderson: Hammy ‘Feels great’ after surgery
McDunderson cleared to play after devastating hammy injury
i know it’d be a monumental undertaking but wouldn’t it be funny if this got 1000 likes so he could recreate the The Proclaimers song
for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)
did it again this evening and saw a possum and a shooting star, gonna try and make this a weekly routine
nothing like walking across campus at 1:45am but intentionally talking the long way back to my dorm so i can appreciate the quiet beauty of the night (and take photos for photography class in the process)
my friends and I just had a fascinating discussion about whether or not my pants are real according to United States property law
the answer is only yes if they were to be embedded into the cement foundations of my house
should they be removed from the foundations, they would no longer be real
Auriali puts the sexy in dyslexia
Happy Dyslexia Awareness Week to my fellow Dyslexians™ who rely on spell check to make their sentences make even a lick of sense and have a minor panic to themselves when it says “no suggestions” because you’ve spelt a word so horribly that it can’t even understand what in the world you were trying to say.
the album is over 18 years old so technically it should be called Adult A
On 2nd of October 2000, my favourite album ever made was released. You probably already know what it is, Kid A by Radiohead. The album means a lot to me and has got me through a lot, which is why I love it so much. Not just that but it is genuinely a beautiful, powerful and well paced album. Happy 23rd birthday, Kid A! 
nothing like walking across campus at 1:45am but intentionally talking the long way back to my dorm so i can appreciate the quiet beauty of the night (and take photos for photography class in the process)
