‘Grow a pair’ mf’s when I tell them I’m a pear farmer (I grow thousands of pears per year)
Context: I slept in a bed in animal crossing and he kissed me goodnight
And we were in nooklings junction and i tped him into the void (with no clip) the exact second he hit the loading zone which soft locked him
I kissed @banana-rama earlier 
And then I accidentally trapped him in the black void of eternal darkness
Context is key
Stayed out til almost 11 at night playing monopoly at a friends house (I lost everything)
Walter White
We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.
Nice of the princess to invite me over for a picnic
I hope she made lotsa spaghetti
Look! It’s from B O W S A
pesky plumber
the Koopalings and I have taken over the 
Kingdom. the princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa 
. I dare you to find her if you can!
I got to find the princess!
And YOU got to help me!
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