this hard-hitting journalism from The Wasted Onion (the only trustworthy news source) has revealed a shocking truth.
the rules of the prior election state that “If you are running, and you attempt to boost your campaign in an unfair way, you will be immediately disqualified from the election and become ineligible to run in any future elections.” thrat’s murder of the American hero @tallpeter was committed to boost his current campaign, meaning he is completely ineligible to stand for office.
will the corrupt officials running the @election disqualify him, or will their inaction reveal their biases (possibly due to financial influence) in this race?
Election Coverage: Owl Says Wasteof5 Will Feature Button That Drops Anvil On Other Users Heads
THE INTERNET—Expanding on her campaign promise to finish wasteof4 and begin work on its successor, presidential candidate Owl said Friday that wasteof5 will feature a button to drop an anvil onto the heads of other users.
By The Wasted Onion: Thrat Assassinated TallPeter Last Year So We'd Have A Better Chance Of Winning This Year
Hello, my fellow wasteof.money users. As many of you know, I am running in this year's presidential election. I've already shared how I plan to make wasteof even better, such as finishing wasteof4, starting wasteof5, and wearing former President Kiwi's skin. Now, of course I believe my opponent, Thrat, is not a suitable candidate, but even they have one thing that bodes well for them in my view: the fact they assassinated 2025 presidential candidate TallPeter, thereby giving all of us a much better chance of winning this year.
This piece was suggested by @owl, thank you!
Elsewhere On The Campaign Trail:
Thrat-Eris Campaign Disavows Links To Darflen, Clarifies They Use Blaze Instead
EvilJeffalo Accidentally Boosts Thrat's Poll Lead After Accusing Them Of Murder
Juni Vows To Poop On Wasteof Server To Mark Her Territory
LandonHere Promises Cheap Catgirl Transformations
Full coverage: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/owl-says-wasteof5-will-feature-button-that-drops-anvil-on-other-users-heads/
I'm going to skin TCL for not releasing kernel source code
fixed bluetooth yay! also got front camera working
finally got audio working, now I just need to fix
WiFi
Bluetooth
RIL/Modem
GPS
Settings crashes
Broken downloads provider
Performance improvements
okay opinion time, what is better to get, 1 meter long blahaj, or 3 55cm blahaj’s or 2 55cm blahaj’s and a book? (I have a crippling need to buy books)
As an extra, here's a cool little doggo.
We should have an official waste of fact of the day profile run by (IDK) someone important
bruh @oren stop texting me in class I am in a test going to waste of using the 4 finger swipe trick 
can someone tell me how to use json? every other source on the internet is not helping
let’s make this the most reposted post on wasteof
apparently the voice of god has spoken to me so i have to pack it up guys im sorry thank you to my local supporters and EVERYONE on this site because you ALL agree with me on EVERYTHING I have said
waste of user ‘dood’ is actually a propaganda machine ran by Nick Fuentes to spread hate
FACT: M4V is a video file format created by Apple and used for media sold on the iTunes store. It is very similar to MP4, but with optional DRM protections. There are restrictions on what tools can be used to play them, but M4V files without DRM protections will be recognized by most video players if disguised as an MP4 file.
Truth
Q: I am what most people fear, I can strike without warning for i cannot be stopped. Everyday I do things to people that rip apart the hearts of their loved ones. What am I?
A: Death