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I don't get why Microsoft is killing Skype, all they had to do to make it popular again is shove a ton of random AI features that no one wants nor has any real world application for most average users because the people who lead these companies are so rich they are divorced from reality and don't know what an average person's problem is even if it hit them in the face but irregardless of this fact these mostly unnecessary features are touted as the future because the line must go up at all costs or else a large segment of the tech sector explodes because business is no longer about providing a good product but rather chasing growth at any and all costs. It worked for Windows, everyone loves Windows and has nothing bad to say about it whatsoever. So yeah, rest in pepperoni Skype or something lol.

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PAINTING MY NAILS and putting on a CUTE OUTFIT while blasting METAL

yesterday I played RUGBY for TWO HOURS and got KICKED in the FACE and got a nasty CUT under my EYE and then immediately turned around and went to an OWL CITY concert with my SIBLINGS whom I LOVE DEARLY

sitting at the most MANLY barber shop listening to ONE DIRECTION in my headphones

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can’t believe @jokebot dev hasn’t added remove duplicates code yet

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I am currently time traveling forward by 1 second every second. If you would like to know how to do this, please contact me via Discord, Email, Telegraph or Carrier Pigeon, which will allow me to send you appropriate contact details via my Fax machine

The longest freshwater shoreline in the world is located in the state of Michigan

@exec recursion

#recursion

exec recursion

#iteration

printf This is number {a}.

if gt get a : echo 3 then printf {a} is greater than 3

if gt get a : echo 2 then printf {a} is greater than 2

if gt get a : echo 1 then printf {a} is greater than 1

@for a between 1 3 do exec iteration

(incomplete)

User	Dest.	Message

user	>>	POST ~
		#iteration...
user	<<	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
user	>>	POST ~
		@for a...
user	<<	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
for	<<	NOTIFY CALL CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
for	>>	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
		@set a 1
for	<<	POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
user	<<	NOTIFY POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
set	<<	NOTIFY CALL 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
set	>>	POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
		ok
set	<<	POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
for	<<	NOTIFY POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
user	<<	NOTIFY POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
for	>>	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
		@exec iteration
for	<<	POST D640781713233FCD56F6D8E0FD7F40DD
user	<<	NOTIFY POST D640781713233FCD56F6D8E0FD7F40DD
exec	>>	SEARCH #iteration
exec	<<	LIST SEARCH #iteration
		AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
exec	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		@printf This is number {a}.
exec	<<	POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
user	>>	NOTIFY POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
printf	<<	NOTIFY CALL CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
printf	>>	POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
		@get a
printf	<<	POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
user	>>	NOTIFY POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
get	<<	NOTIFY CALL DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
get	>>	POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
		1
get	<<	POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
printf	>>	NOTIFY POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
printf	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		ok
printf	<<	POST 9B7B00195A133D9EE39BB4F67C4CE894
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 9B7B00195A133D9EE39BB4F67C4CE894
exec	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		@if gt get a : echo 3 then printf {a} is greater than 3
exec	<<	POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
if	<<	NOTIFY CALL 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
if	>>	POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
		@gt get a : echo 3
if	<<	POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
user	<<	NOTIFY POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
gt	<<	NOTIFY CALL F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
gt	>>	POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
		@get a
gt	<<	POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
user	<<	NOTIFY POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
if	<<	NOTIFY POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
get	<<	NOTIFY CALL B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
get	>>	POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
		1
get	<<	POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF
user	<<	NOTIFY POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF
	<<	NOTIFY POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF

never mind cohost is better but you can’t make that joke with it

they be calling tweets xeets now... really need to get my skeet on...

During my next presidential address, I will finally release the long-awaited PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay videos that @late sent me once on Discord for some reason. This next presidential address will be released on Sunday. Enjoy.

A Beautiful Trifid

The beautiful Trifid Nebula is a cosmic study in contrasts. Also known as M20, it lies about 5,000 light-years away toward the nebula rich constellation Sagittarius. A star forming region in the plane of our galaxy, the Trifid does illustrate three different types of astronomical nebulae; red emission nebulae dominated by light from hydrogen atoms, blue reflection nebulae produced by dust reflecting starlight, and dark nebulae where dense dust clouds appear in silhouette. But the red emission region, roughly separated into three parts by obscuring dust lanes, is what lends the Trifid its popular name. Pillars and jets sculpted by newborn stars, above and right of the emission nebula's center, appear in famous Hubble Space Telescope close-up images of the region. The Trifid Nebula is about 40 light-years across. Too faint to be seen by the unaided eye, it almost covers the area of a full moon on planet Earth's sky.

Puppies then take a year or more to gain the other half of their body weight.

As an extra, here's a cool little doggo.

guys like this weest

I wonder if I could get on trending by making a weest about trending

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president’s log of australia: day 12

seeing tron ares tonight, i’m a fan of the previous one so i hope i like this one too

finals week is the perfect time to get a sickness

meower bot shenanigans

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