no,
getting laid = positive; getting off = positive;
and as we know because of the implication two positives makes a negative
#TheoryDisproved
getting laid is great
getting off is great
so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.
i am jacob t. minestra, jr. i live at 85 w bridge street, new hope, pennsylvania, united states 18938
i have started to port all of the unicode showcases to newgrounds
why? because i Feel Like It
i’ll probably do like One or Two a day
see the first One here: https://7s3s.newgrounds.com/news/post/1596076
Unicode Showcase #23
u+1f402
Added in: v6.0 (October 2010)
Ox
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solution: have shorter legs
hot take: airlines should either give more space or remove the ability to recline seats in economy class
What the United States government has come to in only the past year is sickening. Shooting unarmed people who don’t pose a threat to you is next-level fucking batshit insane. This stupid cunt needs to be locked the fuck up for life.
Today, January 6, 2026, we should remember those who were injured or lost their lives 5 years ago during the Capitol Attack.
Fuck those stupid fucking brainwashed dumbass rabid motherfucking mob of pigs who stormed the capitol. Fuck the piece of shit who fucking pardoned them too. They can all lick the crust off my fucking nutsack
In addition to this, I am also proud to announce effective February 2, 2026, Benjamin Netanyahu will be stepping down as Israeli leader and I will be succeeding him. More info in the coming days.
#BombOn!
Hello everyone. My name is Jacob T. Minestra, Jr., and I am proud to announce that beginning February 1, 2026, I will be taking over as Chief Executive Officer of Darflen, Inc. I will release more info in the following days.
Darf on!