True…
PSA: jeffalo didn’t abolish political discussions. he did however ban political “fan” accounts to discourage hiding behind a façade to state political beliefs.
Goated
we're no longer allowing political sock puppet or astroturfing accounts. please engage from your main accounts if you'd like to participate in those kinds of discussions.
ideally, wasteof.money remains a safe, fun space. the political content doesn’t meaningfully add to the discourse here. discuss politics on Reddit or something.
Do it ASAP!
@auriali can you ban han
TRUTHNUKE
if someone held a gun to my head and asked me to eat coleslaw, i’d pull the trigger myself 
Dude.. You know this car is ass, right?
Look at all those hummers. What kind of jerk would drive one of those?
Dude this car kicks ass and I can watch Madagascar while Im driving.
What kind of music do you like Gloria?
Hippo Hop! Woooo Yeah baby.
Hahahaha dude those animals are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking.
Yeahhh Rumsfeld!
custom emotes im making that you could use for this
https://www.figma.com/file/gGJHN0OCbkRe5A3FYoMAr8/waste-of-money-icons
I just shat myself in my geography exam
I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)
Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.
Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there
So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet
The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy
I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys