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check out @hatch its very cool
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oh my gosh.. i just found out about what oren did.. click here to see why oren is not who you think they are

KeeWee > KyLeTeCh

Why is nobody talking about this???

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please vote Me For office i Think and i will be A Great

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Josh Atticus

It would be fun, I can see this being cool

It would be fun, I can see this being cool

should I start writing again? it’d probably be shorter and maybe about once a week or something but it was kinda fun interviewing people

then again, I don’t have an election going on to write about now lol

if I get ten likes I’ll post again and maybe do it again after that, no guarantees though.

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Truck Fump

its ok you dont have to lie we’ve all drunk drove at some point

i was just driving for 2 hours and now my eyes are having trouble focusing on my phone when it's closer to my face, that's weird

hey. guess what idk

hey ehey hrewyh ew

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keep my wife’s name out of your freaking mouth #justiceforsalad

Hey wasteof did you know popular user @salad only plays one game