I just shat myself in my geography exam
I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)
Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.
Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there
So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet
The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy
I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys
like if oren needs to sober up
I am now the highest non-mod user, the 5th on the whole site, and the 3rd highest active user.
Pretty cool.
If you use shinies, I would recommend stopping
From what I know the person who runs it isn’t the kind of person who you’d want to support
this account has to be a shitposting account please god let it be a shitposting account
Hello guys!
I’ve been hearing your comments regarding your opinion on banning politics in general, and I have some strong things to say. If we ban politics, we ban the entirety of free speech in general. You may think, “but what about X (or Twitter)?” Sure, Elon Musk does advocate for free speech and is a leader of DOGE, but let’s keep it a buck. wasteof allows other people to express their opinions on things too, and it makes me really sad that people are advocating for censorship of politics and political figures in general. If this happens, governments would be banned from joining wasteof, which can result in many governments banning the platform altogether. People would be silenced for speaking their political beliefs, and they would end up leaving the site, making individuals go to other sites, eventually causing the shutdown of the website due to lack of use. So please, if you don’t want politics, don’t engage in them, and feel free to discuss something else. Express what you believe politically, and don’t let anyone stop you from standing up for your identity. We are proud people, and we will not stand for any censorship on this platform because of our identity or any identities that oppose us. Feel free to speak your mind on us, but we will not be afraid to stand up for what we believe too. Whether you guys like it or not, up to you. But don’t censor things just because you don’t like it, that’s not free speech. Let’s be better, together.
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By The Wasted Onion: White House Marks First 100,000,000 Days Of Trump's Second Term
WASHINGTON—Declaring the milestone as “the most powerful start,” to any U.S. presidential term, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt recapped the first 100,000,000 days of President Trump’s second term. “In a mere 100 million days, our commander-in-chief has already ushered in a new golden age of American excellence not seen at any time in history,” said Mrs. Leavitt during a press briefing in the West Wing. “Not just has he shown strong leadership, he has also demonstrated his tenacity. Directing the CDC to develop a magnificent serum that has allowed this administration to live far beyond the normal human lifespan, and all we had to do was increase the birthrate enough so that we have enough young blood to keep us perpetually youthful.” Leavitt went on to say that Trump would work tirelessly for the rest of his 1,095,162-year term until election day in 1,097,187. At press time, a shortage of young blood, caused due to malfunctions of fridges at the CDC had resulted in Mrs. Leavitt ageing 273,790 years instantaneously, resulting in her shrivelling up into a “raisin like,” state according to members of the media present at the press briefing.
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-2 Corinthians 4:1
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hii we purged the wasteof discord because it was getting toxic and mostly offtopic. if you were kicked it has nothing to do with you, and it was entirely impersonal (based on join dates). we’ll be opening up the discord in the future, but for now it’s closed while we readjust everything (trust me you aren’t missing out on much)
alright @everyone. here’s a reminder. this is a discord server to discuss wasteof.money, coding, technology, and adjacent topics. it’s just a place for us to hang out. it is not a place for overwhelming US politics or to have weird arguments.
recently, many people have joined here who aren’t particularly interested in wasteof and or its development. that’s fine, but i want to keep this a safe place for wasteof. so we’re now shooing you all away. there’s plenty of space on discord for everything else.
honestly, i haven’t been particularly interested in engaging much in here because it gets quite toxic. moreover, we’re not equipped or interested in moderating the level of toxicity.
we’re about to do a slightly drastic change which will probably kill the discord for a little bit, but will hopefully shake things up a little.
to those of you affected, it’s not personal at all, and you’re absolutely free to rejoin if you’re interested in wasteof.money. otherwise, shoo!