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check out @hatch its very cool
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NO I SAID I WASN’T GOING TO CRAWL UP YOUR ASS, AND BUILD A FUCKING NEST!!! THAT WAS A JOKE, OK?

OWW!!! OK! IT WASN’T A JOKE! IT WAS TRUE! I’LL NEVER SAY IT AGAIN!

IM GONNA TELL DAVE ABOUT THIS! DAVE IS GONNA BEAT YO AYUSS!!!!

-Simon Seville, 2024

iPhone 17 will reportedly have a color display that will run at multiple frames per second.

do you use apple or android

sorry for the lack of updates - we’re working hard at hatch.

we have made a working api now - we can now create users (not open to the public yet) and can upload test projects. HUGE thanks to @ajskateboarder for taking the time to do all of this.

the home page is done: (programmed by @han, concept partly from @randomguy3513 - sorry about the zoomed out - it’s hard to take one screenshot.)

as of about 10 minutes ago, @han finished the account settings page:

the galleries page is a work in progress.

overall, we are making very good progress and we hope to release at least beta testing to the public sometime soon. based on our overall votes, we will be calling our users “hatchlings”.

thanks, future hatch users!

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Chestnuts roasting…. on an open fiiiiiiire

bro i have 58 notifications :sob:

way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop

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way back when i was just a little bitty boy livin in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop

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Yet another disgusting act of hypocrisy and disgustingism from @sixfourlu. We need them gone now.

No they don’t. Stop spreading misinformation or I will have to get my lawyers involved #drama #lies #downwith64lu

they call me the waste of dot moneyer

We, the people at Salad Enterprises, are proud to endorse ULYSSES S. GRANT for president of the United States!

twaste of money

bro tried to warn us

Hot take: Mrbeast is the worst YouTuber of all time. He does poverty tourism for money to buy himself 50 lambos to shred, its unnaceptable.

he’s doing many other terrible things as shown in this video, it’s a must watch: https://youtu.be/JNmM4P9gKAQ?si=w0tNhaKWEEf2BcJ5

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