smart homes suck especially lightbulbs
let me control my home manually goddammit
I have smart lightbulbs in my room, they’re not very good if I’m being honest. If I ever want to have mood lighting, I can do that though. I also have a HomePod mini that never works, somehow it can’t connect to wi-fi.
also i live in like the least smart home unintentionally. our TV is over 10 years old, so it doesn’t any smart features, and pretty much every machine in the house is single purpose. kinda neat. apparently our airfryer has an app though.. i have many questions
i love my watch. it’s a casio g-shock something something, and it tells the time and date, accurate to the second, and does literally nothing else. no notifications, no “take a moment to breathe”, it’s literally just a simple non backlit display that tells the time.
i think this is also the experience people have with mechanical watches but for me, time is not fractions of a circle, it is a number. i can’t read analog clocks 
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Genesis 1:1-2 - In the beginning, Jeffalo created the server and the website. Now the site was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the web, and the Spirit of Jeffalo was hovering over the html.
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Update: you’ve got to be kidding me
FINALLY I MADE IT TO THE TOP 100
I WAS LIKE 101 FOR SO LONG.
FINALLY I MADE IT TO THE TOP 100
I WAS LIKE 101 FOR SO LONG.