So, my little legionnaires, as I’m sure you knew, I was briefly banned. I return to bring you my perfectly crafted style, but there will be changes to avoid this happening again cuz it was a dragggggggg so here are my rules-
Shaft Goblin does not discriminate based on gender, ethnicity, or sexuality. Only a pussy who can’t format an insult does that. Total cop out.
Shaft Goblin will be incoherent. Nothing will make sense. There will be things I say that you cannot fathom the cause of and that is on purpose.
Shaft Goblin will be disagreeable. It may not seem like it, but I have put lots of work into this persona. Shaft Goblin is designed so that nobody, no matter their personal views, could ever, for any reason, agree with anything that it says. When it calls you a narcissist when you were talking about what you ate for dinner or some shit like that idk you’re MEANT to think “who would say this? Why would they say this? This doesn’t make any sense!”
Shaft Goblin will tone things down. I acknowledge that I did go overboard with some of my bits and took them to a level that made people uncomfortable. Thats on me, I expected people to be comfortable with everything I am, but that was stupid of me. I will do my absolute best to not make people uncomfortable anymore
Shaft Goblin will stop when asked immediately. Self explanatory. If you’re really not having fun with the account, all you need to do is tell me to quit my bullshit and I will stop.
Thats all :)
imagine being named lucas like some kind of little oblong creature. You’re freaking all of us. >:(
Alright we’ve had enough serious talk lets get to some shafting
So, my little legionnaires, as I’m sure you knew, I was briefly banned. I return to bring you my perfectly crafted style, but there will be changes to avoid this happening again cuz it was a dragggggggg so here are my rules-
Shaft Goblin does not discriminate based on gender, ethnicity, or sexuality. Only a pussy who can’t format an insult does that. Total cop out.
Shaft Goblin will be incoherent. Nothing will make sense. There will be things I say that you cannot fathom the cause of and that is on purpose.
Shaft Goblin will be disagreeable. It may not seem like it, but I have put lots of work into this persona. Shaft Goblin is designed so that nobody, no matter their personal views, could ever, for any reason, agree with anything that it says. When it calls you a narcissist when you were talking about what you ate for dinner or some shit like that idk you’re MEANT to think “who would say this? Why would they say this? This doesn’t make any sense!”
Shaft Goblin will tone things down. I acknowledge that I did go overboard with some of my bits and took them to a level that made people uncomfortable. Thats on me, I expected people to be comfortable with everything I am, but that was stupid of me. I will do my absolute best to not make people uncomfortable anymore
Shaft Goblin will stop when asked immediately. Self explanatory. If you’re really not having fun with the account, all you need to do is tell me to quit my bullshit and I will stop.
Thats all :)
Okay out of character post ill get back to usual shenanigans after (with some changes that I will go over) but I really do think that Shaft Goblin is the most effective troll account ive ever created and I would like to thank and apologize to all the people ive interacted with because you really have made my experience on the site. Love all of you, regardless of your opinion on this account :)
damn that sucks my life is awesome tho fuck you
wake up, get dressed, eat, walk to school, work in school, eat lunch, work more, leave, work at my job, work a bit more, take a break, work more, leave work, walk home, do homework, eat dinner, do more work, chill for a bit, sleep, repeat. My life
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go join Brand Battle 5 or I will be mildly disappointed that my silly lil scratch contest is unpopular https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/801466246/
(it’s a design competition so if you like design go join i could use more entries to stroke my fragile ego)
i love our president
Broo this website is so L rizz in Ohio bruh 
Only in OHio bruh Bro Adin Ross would not tolerate the ZESTINESS on this freaking site bruh This is a major Fortnite Victory Royale bruh ishowspeed BARK BARK BARK
https://forms.gle/zdBnzjwB3GaSQzGq8 legionnaire application
legionnaires are my most passionate fans who allign themselve s with the shaft cause
guys be honest do I look like mr beast (reference image below)
yeah i got one you suck penis
give me some name sound alikes for wasteof users
i’ve already done jeffalo, allyz, radi8, and willy
@jeffalo should add like notification bc i wanna see whos agreeing with the shaft collective
The sun feels brighter today. The cold seems to fade away into a comforting warmth on its skin. It looks the grass, and the trees, and all the plants that have been decimated by cruel winter, and they are once again alive. Shaftgoblin has acquired its first supporter.