So, my little legionnaires, as I’m sure you knew, I was briefly banned. I return to bring you my perfectly crafted style, but there will be changes to avoid this happening again cuz it was a dragggggggg so here are my rules-
Shaft Goblin does not discriminate based on gender, ethnicity, or sexuality. Only a pussy who can’t format an insult does that. Total cop out.
Shaft Goblin will be incoherent. Nothing will make sense. There will be things I say that you cannot fathom the cause of and that is on purpose.
Shaft Goblin will be disagreeable. It may not seem like it, but I have put lots of work into this persona. Shaft Goblin is designed so that nobody, no matter their personal views, could ever, for any reason, agree with anything that it says. When it calls you a narcissist when you were talking about what you ate for dinner or some shit like that idk you’re MEANT to think “who would say this? Why would they say this? This doesn’t make any sense!”
Shaft Goblin will tone things down. I acknowledge that I did go overboard with some of my bits and took them to a level that made people uncomfortable. Thats on me, I expected people to be comfortable with everything I am, but that was stupid of me. I will do my absolute best to not make people uncomfortable anymore
Shaft Goblin will stop when asked immediately. Self explanatory. If you’re really not having fun with the account, all you need to do is tell me to quit my bullshit and I will stop.
Thats all :)
this guy is a founding member of “the club”
I almost feel bad saying this.
Easily hateable people get hate. It’s just a fact of the internet. If you don’t want hate, don’t be so easy to hate.
Patriotism is hateable. That’s just a fact. You, being patriotic, are also hateable.
A hateable person is not a bad person. A hateable person is a person who isn’t afraid of their own opinion.
If one person nagging at you for patriotism is going to get you down, then maybe it's time to stop being hateable.
Otherwise, join the club.
I know but it’s literally supposed to be a joke
This is literally what always happens whenever I try to do something on wasteof.money. Someone hates me.
I’m not saying that, I’m saying that what your saying makes you sound like some goober who thinks that military superiority is the answer to everything. The US has a lot of big problems, there are things that are good about the country, but it’s undeniable that it has a lot of glaring issues. Responding to “your country kinda sucks“ with “we could kill you“ is just flat out barbaric.
bro literally thinks bunkers are gonna hold up against nukes
bro’s really declaring war on another country because they made fun of your’s
can we get a news update cuz discorse started and we need to get the word out
Aha! I’ve thrown you all for a loop!
The Monday Post@radi8 is the second wasteof user to have an animated banner
@orne had a shocking statement, two words that shook the na- website: ‘trans rights’
hi im back
Jeffalo is a MORNING SHOWERER
@yippymishy is a NIGHT SHOWERER
@oren is a NIGHT SHOWERER
@turtlecode84: https://wasteof.money/posts/641856455d2331074e547cfe
@scolder ‘s illegal substances: https://wasteof.money/posts/64165e275d2331074e5477c2
@late ‘s kilometer: https://wasteof.money/posts/641660a35d2331074e5477ca
@birdfour because i like birds
thats all thanks
sometimes I wish I lived in another country so I could make fun of america
wasteof users when the most heinous anti lgbt thought crosses their mind
wasteof.money users when they can open startpage and find out information on a topic before making a weest about it
Edit: Now I get the idea why. Can we stop the discourse now?
I kinda don’t get why trans people exists. What’s so enticing about being able to change genders while they’re not really getting the potential benefits of actually changing them?
And while we’re at it, why are most of the trans memes I’ve been getting recently girly?
you sound like you don’t wash your hands
while we’re here, would anyone else like to expunge some hot takes?
Edit: Now I get the idea why. Can we stop the discourse now?
I kinda don’t get why trans people exists. What’s so enticing about being able to change genders while they’re not really getting the potential benefits of actually changing them?
And while we’re at it, why are most of the trans memes I’ve been getting recently girly?
this account is slowly becoming normal how can I stoip it i need suggestions from my legionaries NOW.
bro you got shaft goblin laughing at you how do you feel
Edit: Now I get the idea why. Can we stop the discourse now?
I kinda don’t get why trans people exists. What’s so enticing about being able to change genders while they’re not really getting the potential benefits of actually changing them?
And while we’re at it, why are most of the trans memes I’ve been getting recently girly?
believe in this penis, you have good reason to believe these nuts, and call out this wang
I don’t care what you believe, as long as you’re consistent in it and have good reasons why you believe in it. I only call people out if they’re inconsistent, or if they have bad reasons.
i love you president joe biden
just to let you all know - when you enjoy something i post, thats from me. when you dont enjoy something i post, @mef, @rando or @wynd have seized my computer and i do not condone it
You silencing the voice of your headphones is revolting. Its givingggg… overworking your employees, you bezos wannabe
i really hate it when i’m listening to music..doing whatever, and then my headphones interrupt the song to tell me to “please recharge!” even though my computer is already telling me that
so; many new things makews you wonder why… are you trying to hide something? bury some kind of hidden past a la jimmy hoffa? will investigate further…
one last out of character thing lol but getting banned in three days has to be some kind of record on this platform right
i cannot BELIEVE you. I saw this and it literally made4 me pop a bloood vessel. makes me sick to see people this hateful and biggotted. sending you the hospital bills.