@shaftgoblin

So, my little legionnaires, as I’m sure you knew, I was briefly banned. I return to bring you my perfectly crafted style, but there will be changes to avoid this happening again cuz it was a dragggggggg so here are my rules-

1. Shaft Goblin does not discriminate based on gender, ethnicity, or sexuality. Only a pussy who can’t format an insult does that. Total cop out.

2. Shaft Goblin will be incoherent. Nothing will make sense. There will be things I say that you cannot fathom the cause of and that is on purpose.

3. Shaft Goblin will be disagreeable. It may not seem like it, but I have put lots of work into this persona. Shaft Goblin is designed so that nobody, no matter their personal views, could ever, for any reason, agree with anything that it says. When it calls you a narcissist when you were talking about what you ate for dinner or some shit like that idk you’re MEANT to think “who would say this? Why would they say this? This doesn’t make any sense!”

4. Shaft Goblin will tone things down. I acknowledge that I did go overboard with some of my bits and took them to a level that made people uncomfortable. Thats on me, I expected people to be comfortable with everything I am, but that was stupid of me. I will do my absolute best to not make people uncomfortable anymore

5. Shaft Goblin will stop when asked immediately. Self explanatory. If you’re really not having fun with the account, all you need to do is tell me to quit my bullshit and I will stop.

6. Thats all :)

which one of you pranksters is digging too deep

so im haning out right and then suddenly my body starts telling me i reallyl need to shit aso im like okay i really need to shit but issue is im in class and we have a virtual hallpass system and my computers running slow so it takes a really long time for me to make a hallpaass to the bathroom and then i finally do and im walkkin to the bacthroom the whole time being like holy shit i needc to drop a dookie and then I actually get there and walk in plop down and bust one out and il ook down at it afterwards and it turns out that after all that anticipation it was a wasteof.money user in their natural habitat

idiodic wench

beat this penis

with two many of your mothers it will be the second coming of this penis

feeds them a balanced mix of onions garlic and chives

rough for yall but you know your girl shaft goblin out here gettin mad dick

what isn’t negotionable is your english. totaly garbo. spelling is whack and grammer is also bad. 0/10 post. try harder.

why do som any people have logos on this god forsaken sight you dod not need a branded and recognizable letter as your pfp to let people know y

if you get offended b y my posts buckle up butter cup i have some opinions about southern europe

thanks to my youth pastor for helping me write this possts

I am the bringer of chaos and conflict, antichrist of wasteof.money

why is this site labedledc as waste oif money when there is NO WAY to spend any money. giv3e me microtransactions right fucking now so i can blow my WALLET and EXTRA FUNDS on twiiter 2

love this penis

love this penis