So, my little legionnaires, as I’m sure you knew, I was briefly banned. I return to bring you my perfectly crafted style, but there will be changes to avoid this happening again cuz it was a dragggggggg so here are my rules-
Shaft Goblin does not discriminate based on gender, ethnicity, or sexuality. Only a pussy who can’t format an insult does that. Total cop out.
Shaft Goblin will be incoherent. Nothing will make sense. There will be things I say that you cannot fathom the cause of and that is on purpose.
Shaft Goblin will be disagreeable. It may not seem like it, but I have put lots of work into this persona. Shaft Goblin is designed so that nobody, no matter their personal views, could ever, for any reason, agree with anything that it says. When it calls you a narcissist when you were talking about what you ate for dinner or some shit like that idk you’re MEANT to think “who would say this? Why would they say this? This doesn’t make any sense!”
Shaft Goblin will tone things down. I acknowledge that I did go overboard with some of my bits and took them to a level that made people uncomfortable. Thats on me, I expected people to be comfortable with everything I am, but that was stupid of me. I will do my absolute best to not make people uncomfortable anymore
Shaft Goblin will stop when asked immediately. Self explanatory. If you’re really not having fun with the account, all you need to do is tell me to quit my bullshit and I will stop.
Thats all :)
this is edited guys dont believe it
yay we did it!!!
thank you all!!!
and a very special shoutout to my 300th follower.. the one and only @crab
one last out of character thing lol but getting banned in three days has to be some kind of record on this platform right
guys dont frea k out but there is a hostile take over goigg on some anti shafters are infiltrating this accoutn virtually
guys dont frea k out but there is a hostile take over goigg on some anti shafters are infiltrating this accoutn virtually
working diligently to disrupt it
This site is so positive and caring. We really have something here.
i actually hate it here if i could i would pour iced coffee on the servers
I think we all need to take a minute to appreciate the fact that this wonderful website exists and that I am able to type this right now
im sorry but you mean to tell me you find the image of those two black guys kissing funny
I know that the Opera GX twitter account is hilarious but let's take a moment to recognize the subway surfers youtube account
that is not her fukcing name. misinformation like this is exactly what was going on 20 years ago and guess wqhat happened then- dan schnieder was hired to make shows where he could look at peoples feet… for shame…
Honestly I think Margot raw bees’ performance in barbie was legendary
Hey here’s a totally new thing that has never been done before, try to put the phrase “raw bees” in your post while making it sound normal, this has not been done before
IM IN A HATE YOU RELATIONSHIP WITH ALL THE USERS ON THIS APP (unless you think im funny then your a cutie patootie and i love ya)
pikmin isnt demonic pikmin is very nice you should playu pikmin for thre hit game system the gamceube
yikes thats no good i think he needs to play some pikmin I think if he played pikmin thhings would be fine
im fiending for some pikmin you should play pikmin mr president
Mcdonald’s giving away free mcchickens on their app if anyone fiending for one