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if r/showerthoughts has a million haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 1000 haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 10 haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 1 hater, i am that hater

if r/showerthoughts has 0 haters, i am dead.

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this but basically every ‘essay’ i’ve ever written

history essay but instead of analytical paragraphs it’s an unstructured autistic infodump

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Another day, waking up, going on my laptop, and being disappointed that the wasteof slander hasn’t been released. @human release it plssssssssss

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something in my head still wants to me to join twitter

Twitter™️©️1953 (🤮) is superior to garbage (🗑️)
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class is in session

somehow i look at a good-looking color palate and my brain just releases the happy chemicals

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polymascot formulase

current brain status:

RULES:

  • Try

  • really

  • hard

  • not

  • to

  • suck

punchline

there is no punchline

unity doin some shit again

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i’m stealing this for something just give me a few days

when you scream into the void but someone’s there and heard everything and there’s also a microphone recording everything