[DELTARUNE]!..just a week away! [DELTARUNE] is in a week!..[DELTARUNE]! i am so happy about this information :DDD ...[DELTARUNE], just a week away! oh wow. can you believe it! [DELTARUNE]! just in a week! it got here so fast!
Notice how they don’t mention -thekiwiparty-? It’s become jeffalo KILLED him, he shot and killed -thekiwiparty-, and they’re trying to cover it up! Don’t let censorship spread, never forgot the death of the kiwi party….. #3195 #KiwiForPresident2028 #KiwiReallyDidEndWorldHunger
By The Wasted Onion: Political Wasteof Fan Accounts Taken To Live Peaceful Drama-Free Life On Farm Upstate
DIXON, MO—Making a strongly worded statement on a recent policy change, wasteof owner Jeffalo announced Tuesday morning that accounts cheerleading political parties and economic philosophies will be taken to live a peaceful drama-free life on a farm upstate. “We’re now sending political sock puppet accounts to a beautiful, picturesque farm in Missouri so that they may find inner peace,” said the post in part. “I have found refuge in this PATRIOTIC scenery to escape the clutches of the WOKE MOB!” The owner of the Republicans account said in a letter written in crayon to The Wasted Onion. In another letter, the owner of the Democrats account stated that “I am so happy being here, I haven’t had to listen to losers explain why sending bombs used on Gaza was a bad look, RESULT!” According to reports, the owner of the socialism account had taken up knitting, sharing the means of production with others on the farm and selling items to visitors. At press time, further reports suggested the owner of the capitalism account had begun efforts to privatise the farms knitted goods business, writing in a letter that they wished to create a “company that wins on its merits in the marketplace,” while announcing a monthly subscription service that gives consumers legal permission to wear the garments purchased on the farm.
This story was suggested by @engineerrunner, thank you!
I just wanna give a quick shout-out to kaleb… I’ve always been nervous to, but he’s inspired me to follow my dreams. Eating Uranium-235 here we come!!!
They done locked my boy -thekiwiparty- up… never forgot what they took from us… #KiwiForPresident2028 #NeverForgetKiwiParty
@jeffalo uh sorry if this bothers you but could you maybe unban the kiwi party account? it was ran as a joke and i (shockingly) do not actually want kiwi to be the president in 2028. i’ll add my name to the bio if its necessary but its fine if you dont unban it just figured id ask
if someone held a gun to my head and asked me to eat coleslaw, i’d pull the trigger myself 
Is @republicans a joke account? Their arguments seem so wrong that I’m starting to think its a troll account. Could somebody clarify? Thanks!
I bet 20 men could easily beat a gorilla, 100 is overkill.
maybe a slight hot take but i think that ai art and video should have never been invented. ai text has some decent use cases, but ai videos and images have almost none.