@zagle1772

ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/2)

I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.

Wasteof is a proud platform, and I am happy to be running for this prominent position.

But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?

Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will make your life better for all wasteof-ers.

1. Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all tax free.

2. Speaking of taxes, all taxes will be optional in my administration and tax evasion will be completely legal (except for Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet, they will instead receive a 50% mandatory tax increase).

3. Elon Musk will be forced to change his company X to Twitter again as let’s be honest, that’s really cringe of him ngl.

4. Piracy will be made legal. Remember, if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing. Keep that in mind.

5. Housing will be completely free. No rent or mortgages, just ask for a house and you get one for free completely paid for by the state. Come on guys, it’s 2025, I think we all know that housing is a basic human right at this point.

   PART 1/2 COMPLETED. PART 2 WILL COME TOMORROW

   VOTE KYLETECH FOR PRESIDENT!