everyone's heard of cunningham's law, 'Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong', but have you heard of cole's law?
it's finely crushed cabbage, carrots and mayonnaise
@jeffalo for some reason the past few times that someone has respond to a comment on my post, i have gotten one notification for the fact that they replied to me specifically, and another for the fact that the comment was on my post
i love extrapollating information about what the FDA regulations are based on looking at numerical abnormalities on the nutrition facts on labels instead of reading FDA guidelines (because where’s the fun in that?)
i really should start trying to get myself to use the right control key instead of the left control key in control+shift commands
out of the 8 posts at the top of my feed atm, 6 of them contain the word “coleslaw”
i am literally crashing out on youtube whenever i pause it it is showing the suggested videos thing that is so fucking stupid and it covers the subtitles and even when i move the subtitles to the top of the video they still disappear when the video is paused
i just got the “youtube does not allow ad blockers” popup for the first time in months, perhaps years 
i was looking through lipu toki pi jan @donotforgetmycode https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/31538658/comments on scratch and i found the following:
trisyllabicization :) end end the dictionary :) :) the trisyllabicization dictionary
i could’ve sworn i had posted several months ago on here something about whether “trisyllabicization” is a word and then someone else said that they made a conlang with 7 words, two of them were “trisyllabicization” and “:)”
fun fact: i have eaten approximately no (0) grilled cheeses in the past three-hundred and fifty (350) days, except for today, when i ate four (4)
2715 = “My house is full of traps”
5932 = “There’s a horse in aisle five”