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an unfunny post, that’s what

What was that? 🤨

i am committing tax fraud

(for legal reasons this is a joke, irs)

you: (hm wasn’t there someone saying something about that?)

see this is why i dont go outside

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i am committing tax fraud

(for legal reasons this is a joke, irs)

you: (hm wasn’t there someone saying something about that?)

nuh uh

I just realized how much @zagle1772 reposts it’s like that’s all zagle does

people are like “omg I'm so cynical” clearly you have never lived inside of a large ceramic jar and beat your meat at people to win arguments

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Damn really cured my depression by being happy

This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.

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*clears throat*

*slams table*

*chugs 2 litres of petrol*

*smashes toilet with sledgehammer*

*drops 500kg bomb on bank*

Time to establish anarchy

annoy people by rounding time minutes to the nearest fifth of an hour, rather than quarters

Prithee forsooth!

When I was but a wee lad, my only wish in the world was to travel through the recesses of the earth and extract resources

so real

as a child, i yearned for the mines

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do people… know what the difference between dopamine and serotonin is?

f r e a k y

what if instead of frosty it was freaky