this makes me want to start an arg
i had a weird dream last night where this one scratcher i know released a project revealing that
their entire scratch profile was just a giant social experiment to see how popular they could get and how people would react
they’re actually an adult and not a teenager like their profile and general writing style suggested
every single one of their projects had lore all this time that nobody had picked up on, even the ones that were titled stuff like “WIP WILL FINISH LATER” and had a single sprite in them
and that now that the social experiment had concluded with amazing results they’d be quitting the internet forever
i mean… this could have been weirder.
25 likes and i’ll rename this account to “SocialismMcSocialismFace”
You know what, I’m bored, so let’s do something fun.
25 likes and we will change our name to “Balze” for one day, which will happen the day after the 25 likes has been reached. 30+ and it will also be on April 1st.
Thought we would do it because not only am I bored, but also some of you always call this website “Balze”
o7
it's my birthday today
one of my little brother's old friends passed away yesterday… at 12 years old
i may not have known him as well as the rest of my family but i'm taking it as a reminder to not take life for granted
i’m starting to feel like there’s gonna be a meme mashup 2024 video in the coming months that references this number
Lmao I asked the same guy for a pencil and he gives me one split in half vertically
I jokingly asked my friend in class for Windows installation media and he pulls our a use with it.
Salve!
When is deodorant going to pivot towards existential flavors; deep void, alien life, loneliness, what matters?, am I loved?, no purpose, insignificant, etc
Would buy in a heartbeat! 
Men’s deodorant overestimate how manly I am.
I don’t think I want to smell like shark snot or alligator piss, thanks.
I’d play Thick Of It by KSI loud enough that everyone can hear it, this will make everyone in the house rush to the nearest available exit to escape, thus saving their lives in the process. Although the drawback is the PTSD associated with having to hear Thick Of It by KSI.
what would you do first if your house was on fire?
run
scream out loud
try to fight the fire
commit code