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pretty sure ðe phrase „I will be there in a jiffy“ predates ðe definition of 0.01 seconds.

A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy.

19th century german classical music + crunchy grapes 🔥🔥🔥

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let’s get ðe second post in ðis chain more liked ðan ðe first one

Cherry mistmas

Merry Christmas!

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Let's get this post the most liked post on wasteof

"I'll see you in court."

"I get to see you 😍😍😍?"

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I used to have a super polarized opinion about wheðer or not water was to be considered wet, but I don’t remember what side I was on.

is ðere a different term for when you can see ðe source code and can edit it vs when you can see it but can’t edit it? or are ðey boþ called „open source”

also merry chirstmas

E P I C
B I T E   P E O P L E
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epic

I am such a gamer

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take of unknown heat: commands shouldn’t exist; „do ðis or else I will do ðis oðer þing” is way more helpful ðan „do ðis”

take of unknown heat: commands shouldn’t exist; „do ðis or else I will do ðis oðer þing” is way more helpful ðan „do ðis”

I saw a sign at school ðat said

THINK before you speak

  • T = is it True?

  • H = is it Helpful?

  • I = is it Inspiring?

  • N = is it Necessary?

  • K = is it Kind?

ðis has numerous issues, while generally if you want to have a positive effect, it should be at least one of ðese, ðe way it’s phrsed would seem to suggest ðat one should only say it if it is all of ðese þings; however, someþing can be true wiþout being helpful, someþing can be necessary wiþout being kind, someþing can be helpful wiþout being necessary, et cetera.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya1pDAOKyzk

A house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house a house in ðe middle of a house

ðis is ðe most owen þing ever

(in the most boomer-ish voice possible)

ahem

"fellow youngsters, allow me to speak the language of your youth, in order to relate to and connect with you on a deeper level. so, in other words: "hey, kids, d'ya ever realize just how dank the rizz is in ohio? like, for real, y'know... just hella rizz, my dudes. like, not even a moment of cap, just straight-up facts, ya feel me? so get your swagga on and join the ohio rizz gang, fam."

I got an ad ðat said „florida’s book ban is an attack on lgbt+ identities“, and while ðis is true, it is not ðe only þing ðat is bad about ðis, and like, yes, ðe floridian government is homophobic, and ðis is almost certainly why ðey did ðat, but is it not also an attack on freedom of ðe press? like, I get ðat people are more likely to care about ðe one ðan ðe oðer, but ðis seems odd, if only slightly.

(hmm should i try to find a way to weasel in an reference to why you should be a socialist nah ðat seems like too much effort)

even if spider silk is technically stronger than steel, i don’t þink ðat is a very helpful þing to say.