are you ever like „huh, I wonder if ðe democratic socialists of America have a secret handshake“
Ðere was ðe rodent mascot of Disney, on ðe railway, picking up small rocks,
subsequently, a locomotive came past and severely damaged ðe afformentioned rodent’s internal structure.
Ðe mouse screamed out in pain, claiming ðat ðe locomotive drivers actions were not very egalitarian,
unfortunately, ðe engine driver does not give a ****
epic
i’ve got over 2 hours of youtube to waste my time on tonight (and regret it in the morning after barely getting any sleep)
brb 
I feel like if I start a yt channel, I’m gonna have to start videos wiþ someþing like: „hello my fellow *checks notes* sensate beings?“ and just pray ðat noöne is offended.
ðe day after I first heard ðat „homeless“ is politically incorrect and you’re supposed to say „unhoused“ I was in such disbelief ðat ðis would be ðe case ðat I þought it was just a dream
I got every single question right on, and won, ðe kahoot for a chapter I didn’t even read in english
TIL English used to have four words for answering pos/neg questions: „yea“, „nay“, „yes“, and „no“. „yes“ would contradict a negative question, „no“ would affirm a negative question, „yea“ would affirm a positive question, and „nay“ would contradict a negative question
fr
there's just something about saying hi to your mates that you can't recreate on corporate social media like twitter
no where did my unopened moist towelette go i lost it :(
ðe current content of my pockets:
an unopened moist towelette
two (2) beige rubber bands
a 100GB-or-so solid-state flash-drive ðat says 1TB on it
i accidentally installed a shady browser extension onto Firefox and it was making Google redirect to Bing and i fixed it and i feel like i am so good even ðo ðat probably isn’t ðe case
why are ðere so many people ðat þink „Homo Sapiens“ means gay, like, ðeres a þing you may have heard of in primary school called homophones?