yk tfw you watched a 16 minute Steve Mould video ðat one time, so yk ðe þing you’re about to try isn’t going to have ðe intended effect,but you kinda just don’t care?
TIL ðe difference between „will“ and „shall“; you’re technically „supposed to“ use „shall“ in ðe first person, and „will“ everywhere else.
okay, like, I agree, but are you sure you aren’t just a little bit high?
(cracks knuckles)
[clears throat]
"aight, bet, y'all ain't ready for this realness. let me spit some straight facts rq...
[takes a deep breath]
i'll keep it 
: sometimes, life just be like that. like, why do bad things happen to good people? i just don't get it, y'know? it's like, everything is fine... until it's not, right?
[pauses and sips from a capri-sun]
it's like, life is just a whole lot of bruh moments. you feel me?
spin ðe bad wheel
I can þink of two people whose given name and surname only differ by one letter, and boþ of ðem were Italian
ðe current content of my pockets:
an unopened moist towelette
two (2) beige rubber bands
a 100GB-or-so solid-state flash-drive ðat says 1TB on it
hH?
Hhhhh hhh hhhhh
I was working on one of my conlangs and someone came up to me and said “you’re hacking into the mainframe you’re hacking into the economies of third-world countries?“ (as a joke) and I said “yeah someþing like ðat“
v
this would be sick as a social media pvp idea. just like that one where if you ratio someone you gain all of their followers.
we are removing the like button.
it has been replaced with the dislike button.
every post starts as many likes as that user has followers, for every dislike you lose one like.
if you reach < 0 likes your account gets banned.
and thus the games begin.