@burrito

the amazon basics fleshlight gave me a urinary tract infection

playing white noise loudly in my headphones and taking a giant shit with no regards for the noises coming out of my mouth or ass (Helen Keller simulator)

I volunteer as tribute

ISRAEL IS SECRETLY CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS

jarvis draw this person being railed by a horse

I take all of my clothes off to poop

keep…going… hhhhngghh…mmfh… I'm stuffed~

man i couldn't work with spongebob…all those holes he got

had a…hey, what are you doing with that camera? Mmmmmfgghhhh…mmmffff…. Stop… it's so big…mmf~

here's @jeffalo pregnant

Being breastfed by a chubby anthro dragon but her milk lwk got a little kick to it >>>>>>>>>>

am I the only one who gets these cute lil messages I feel so special

Make up ur mind jeffy

75 hard except it's my version where you have to keep a consistent boner for three months straight

how can you call yourself straight if you haven't had a little action with a dude before like don't knock it till you've tried it