@burrito

am I the only one who gets these cute lil messages I feel so special

Make up ur mind jeffy

75 hard except it's my version where you have to keep a consistent boner for three months straight

how can you call yourself straight if you haven't had a little action with a dude before like don't knock it till you've tried it

Every time I go over a bump on the parkway I wonder how many times that specific bump has been the last straw that made a person shit themselves

DONT TURN THE HEATED SEAT ON IN MY WHIP IF YO STANK!!! GOT THE CADILLAC SMELLING LIKE LONG JOHN SILVER DUMPSTER GREASE

imagine u eating wingstop and a gorilla just come up to u and fuck u raw

lwk died in my dream bc I sucked ben shapiro off so hard he crashed the car

toaks and jeffalo are two epsteins in a pod

Epstein hate is so forced

nutted on the bus today and 4 people turned around felt like I was on the voice

need me a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis

one person is responsible for opening the cultural and societal pandora’s box of our generation and that person is quandale single he may be the single most important entity in modern history

u know u a real one if it burns when u pee