@burrito

I take all of my clothes off to poop

keep…going… hhhhngghh…mmfh… I'm stuffed~

man i couldn't work with spongebob…all those holes he got

had a…hey, what are you doing with that camera? Mmmmmfgghhhh…mmmffff…. Stop… it's so big…mmf~

here's @jeffalo pregnant

Being breastfed by a chubby anthro dragon but her milk lwk got a little kick to it >>>>>>>>>>

am I the only one who gets these cute lil messages I feel so special

Make up ur mind jeffy

75 hard except it's my version where you have to keep a consistent boner for three months straight

how can you call yourself straight if you haven't had a little action with a dude before like don't knock it till you've tried it

Every time I go over a bump on the parkway I wonder how many times that specific bump has been the last straw that made a person shit themselves

DONT TURN THE HEATED SEAT ON IN MY WHIP IF YO STANK!!! GOT THE CADILLAC SMELLING LIKE LONG JOHN SILVER DUMPSTER GREASE

imagine u eating wingstop and a gorilla just come up to u and fuck u raw

lwk died in my dream bc I sucked ben shapiro off so hard he crashed the car