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Jeffalo voted for oren! And so should you! Vote for a better future for wasteof.

Do NOT vote for Gassy Party candidate TallPeter. He is more wide than he is tall.

Yet another hopeless defence from tallfatpeter! Anyone with eyes can clearly see the ASTRONOMICAL size of his belly. In fact, his own running mate even admitted to his astonishing obesity, relying on his “fat batty” to seize the votes!

Don’t let this liar fool you!!

#StandDown #Notmypeter

This is FALSE NEWS perpetrated by the Crooked Kiwis and mass media. My belly is perfectly average for a man of my tall stature, and these accusations that I am sponsored by Diabetes is pure propaganda put out by the crooks to try and ruin our campaign. Quite frankly, I think theyre just jealous that they are SHORT.

#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025

Don’t you have a beer belly???

Tall peter is a corrupt politician bought and paid for by diabetes!

KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice

Thank you, tallers.

-sent from WasteOfTruth

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The IOS wasteof app will be peak! Vote for oren!!!

We are currently 3 votes below kiwi. Let’s push ahead y’all! VOTE FOR OREN if you haven’t already!

Kiwi is not going to do anything for you as president. Do you want a President who makes merch, an app, and makes wasteof more fun and inclusive? Then vote for me!

Don’t you have a beer belly???

Tall peter is a corrupt politician bought and paid for by diabetes!

KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice

Thank you, tallers.

-sent from WasteOfTruth

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Vote for oren!

Reminder that you have less than 10 hours to announce your candidacy for President.

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Everyone who is rightly looking to vote for our king and freestyle gangster rapper @blaze, LISTEN UP!

Blaze is running under their personal account @kyletech this year. On Monday, when the voting page launches on the @election account, it’s important to vote for @kyletech, not @blaze.

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so how do i vote for @blaze?

New rules for election say that you cannot change your vote (unlike last time) So guys I’d recommend not voting until the last day, in case you want to change your mind.

Going to the North Korean beach resort is on the bucket list.

I don’t have time to run an election, but am willing to hand over this account to someone else to run it. But this raises the question of should the election happen this year (in a month). Here are some options.

  • We have an election this year

  • We don’t have it this year (maybe next year)

  • We make kyletech president

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I’ll do this too

first comment under this post becomes my description for a week

edit: oren commented the official skibidi rizzler, which will now be my desc for a week

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Reminder that WWDC is today

Covid feels like a blur. I can’t remember the timing of things. I know 2020-2021 were bad, but in September 2022, was it serious? Early 2023, were we wearing masks? I’ve lost track of time, and it’s annoying me.