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Jesus spoke about aromantic, asexual, and intersex people…

“There are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 19:12

The word translated eunuch (εὐνουχίζω) means either castrated physically, or simply unmarried.

Notice the first line: “there are eunuchs who have been so from birth”. So in this verse we see Jesus saying, intersex and aroace people do exist, and they are born that way. As an evangelical Christian, I fully support this view.

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i forgot the last time i even thought of my website (selfhosting lol)

Tbh I forgot the last time I paid to host my website, it’s been so long

it’s pride moth 🦁 🦋

happy pride month yall!

you are all valid no matter what anyone tells you, internet or IRL! - if theres one thing you dont ever give up, its your self identity. remember to never let others define you.

(im queer myself, been there and been told things, failing in lying to myself about what i like ended up being the best thing ever)

meower had like 25 times the activity when it came back im not even gonna lie

yesterdays news today! : tsunami is available at https://badmusic.joshattic.us/

Tsunami is officially available on Blaze! Available now in beta on Blaze

By The Wasted Onion: I Named My New Music Streaming Service ‘Tsunami’ Because It’s Going To Be A Disaster

Hello Blazers and Wasted Onion readers. You may have recently heard that I am going to be launching my very own music streaming service on Blaze that I have dubbed "Tsunami." I know many are already wondering why I made the decision to name the upcoming service Tsunami, and the answer is very simple, its because Tsunami, just like the real life phenomenon, is going to be an unmitigated disaster.

Seriously, it really is as simple as that. Tsunami's are natural disasters, and my music streaming service is going to make you feel more sick than the people exposed to high concentrations of radiation during the Fukushima nuclear accident caused by the Tohoku earthquake and ensuing tsunami.

Many of you likely know me as the owner of Blaze, the Flame of Social Media, but I am much more than that, for I am also a budding independent rapper, grinding and toiling away in the music business, making defining records changing the game, such as "CALLING ME," "SURREAL," "HIGHER," "BAZINGA SHELDON 67" and "CRASH OUT," which is what you'll be doing once you're subjected to the atrocity that will be Tsunami.

As I conclude, I will leave you with this, think of Blaze as an earthquake, a disaster that shakes civilisation down to rubble, while Tsunami is like its namesake, washing away anyone unlucky enough to survive.

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https://www.apple.com/customer-letter/

a decade later, more relevant than ever.

Persona is backed by the one and only Peter Thiel, the founder and still backer and close member of Palantir.

https://youtu.be/4mlUNhjk6mw?si=NgTGTILBHwgE07gq

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that implies we need burgers with dual bottom buns

they should invent burgers with both are top buns

in the next season of earth they will reveal that jeffrey epstein was alive this whole time and had been pulling all the strings

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By The Wasted Onion: Epstein Commits Suicide Again

PALM BEACH, FL—Leaving the world shocked at the latest twist in the Epstein case, the FBI announced that financier, convicted child sex offender and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein had been found dead from suicide for the second time Thursday. "Earlier this morning, the FBI confirmed that Jeffrey Epstein, who faced charges of engaging in the sex trafficking of minors, had been found unresponsive near his grave and was pronounced dead again shortly thereafter of another apparent suicide," read a statement in part by FBI Director Kash Patel. "I was appalled to learn that Jeffrey Epstein was found dead again early this morning from another apparent suicide after being laid to rest already years ago. Mr. Epstein’s death raises serious questions that must be answered. Luckily I know my way around a Ouija board," said a statement in part from Attorney General Pam Bondi. Later, the FBI went into further detail regarding the circumstances of Epstein's second suicide at a press briefing, explaining that groundkeepers at the IJ Morris Star of David Cemetery found the child sex offender's decomposed corpse hanging from a tree nearby his unmarked tomb, where he was buried in September 2019 after his first death by suicide. At press time, U.S. President Donald Trump shut down the possibility of an investigation into the second death of Epstein, telling a reporter in the Oval Office that you, the reader wanting to understand what happened regarding Epstein and his clients, should smile more, you miserable bastard.

This stories headline was written and suggested by @owl, thank you!

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true..

“ai is going to take your job”

can ai get mesmerized by a vim motion on youtube and spend an hour reading the vim manual before losing track of what it was working on? didn’t think so.

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