it is time to place them bets ya’ll: how long till he pulls another pump’n’dump that gets him ip banned from wasteof!
or will it be peddling more trend-chasing merch that which absolutely nobody will buy
it could even be unknown energy drinks or other paid promotions that never end up paying out, so many possibilities!
fortunately a brand account has been terminated on wasteof
Hi guys!
Unfortunately, my brand account @blaze has been banned for some absolute bullshit from Jeffalo himself, so I will be promoting my website on this account instead. If you’re following @blaze, unfollow this account since I will be using this account instead to promote the website. If this account gets banned too, make sure you follow Blaze on X: @BlazeAppOnX or go on https://blazeapp.net/ to get further updates from the platform. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
KyleTech
By The Wasted Onion: I Decided To Ban Blaze From Wasteof For Shits And Giggles
As the owner and a moderator of wasteof.money, it is important to me that I keep the platform safe and fun for all those who spend their time here. With no moderation the platform would descend into pure unfathomable chaos! With that in mind, I would like to explain that I decided to ban Blaze from wasteof.money for shits and giggles.
It's true, unlike some of our other bans over the years, this one was solely because I thought it'd be quite funny. I am happy to report that I do indeed find it very funny. I mean come on, it's Blaze! Why not, huh? Maybe the owners can ask their new "Nexus" AI chatbot thingamajig to come up with a way to get themselves unbanned!
Do not threat however, I do not plan on banning other people all over the place just for my own amusement. Except maybe The Wasted Onion. I know I'm writing in it right now, but I mean come on, it would be pretty hysterical for these guys to post my piece and then get banned afterwards, right? [Note from The Wasted Onion Editorial Board: we would like to formally beg Jeffalo to not ban us from wasteof, pretty please?] I bet the folks over at The Wasted Onion would find it funny!
Anyway, I better get back to my formal duties as wasteof owner. Though I will extend an offer to KyleTech to unban Blaze if he agrees to rename it "Balze."
i have had a ton of my photography sitting around that i don’t use… so i figured id post it… i have a lot so ill probably post a lot over the next weeks
this is inspired by @wahsp
im gonna keep editing this, and i also plan to pin this… check it out and give me feedback!
taken in monroe, mi - american robin
taken in monroe, mi - eastern kingbird
taken in gary, in - red-headed woodpecker
taken in gary, in - eastern grey squirrel
taken in baraboo, wi
taken in baraboo, wi
taken in baraboo, wi
taken in baraboo, wi
taken in baraboo, wi
taken in baraboo, wi
the irony of this administration….
A little history lesson: the American people declared independence for a number of reasons. One of their problems was "depriving [them] in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury”. Basically not letting them have jury trials.
Fast forward to 2026, the UK government is considering scrapping jury trials. Reality really is funnier than fiction.
I just had an idea. A lot of people support urban mobility with things like bicycles and scooters. That’s a great idea, but often the weather is too bad to ride a bike, and many people just physically can’t. And it is often hard to carry things on those vehicles.
So I propose we make a new vehicle, a little bigger than a bike and fully enclosed with air conditioning. Powered by electricity or even some kind of fuel. Maybe even with enough space for friends to ride with you, to save money or just for fun. Build new transit corridors that are open to these, funded buy taxes from buying these vehicles and from buying electricity or fuel to power them. They can lock so you don’t need a bike lock or anything like that. Each location you arrive at could have an area for storing them.
You can arrive precisely at your location without having to walk, unlike most public transit. It is still open to the public, but it is more private. And you don’t have to worry about weather or your strength. I’m currently tendering funding to launch a pilot project for this. Open to any thoughts on this project, let me know what you think in the comments!
Here is a concept of my idea:
Ya’know what else?
who’s gonna tell him
back from the longest meower outage ever, turns out a cable got severed, 6 hours of trobleshooting
From The Archives: Boeing Rebrands 737 Max With Flame Decals To Attract Risk-Taking Badasses With A Death Wish
https://theonion.com/boeing-rebrands-737-max-with-flame-decals-to-attract-ri-1840487393/
at least half of right wingers we run into are actually just an advertising agency/operation
Twitter got an update to reveal people’s location from when they joined, and a huge amount of American right-wing political accounts there aren’t even from America