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maybe there’s not active users to notice a difference but you actually broke email logins

Hey guys,

Firstly, don’t worry about the email logins, you will still be able to sign up and log in with it. Secondly, our database faced a DDoS attack and caused the site to shut down. We are currently investigating the incident and will update you with more details in the future. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,

Blaze

old habits die hard

Hey Blazers,

Please read this importance notice regarding our chatting feature. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Blaze

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Bright Sun Films special ABANDONED feature coming soon!

Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Blaze Relaunches As A Spirit Halloween

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never trusting the client? what a concept!!

I have made a working account creation API and log in API 🎉. I just had to learn a little SQL to do it. It was actually surprisingly easier than I thought, albeit still difficult.

I also made sure to add a minimum and maximum username character count on the server side. Crazy concept, I know

Guys I'm gonna make my own social media called Glaze and it's going to be strictly about glazed donuts

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i call it a lesson to the wider software industry on why they shouldnt lay off programers in favor of computer hallucinations- but i doubt microsoft and friends will learn from this one since they cant even learn from their own disasters, not even kyle could learn from this

despite the donation thing being a scam, watching blaze get essentially drop tabled in real time was a disappointing experience and i didn't enjoy seeing this teenager’s entire project get destroyed because a couple of people didnt like how it was vibe coded

Blaze has horrible security and kinda fails as a social media. That does not mean ANYONE should be exploiting vulnerabilities to take it down.

@blaze @kyletech, please just learn how to actually program instead of using AI for all of it. Also, your publicity stunt was scummy as fuck.

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this is why you WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN CODE.

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no you’re not

We’re ready. Thank you for all your support throughout the years, we truly appreciate it. http://bit.ly/4or4HkT

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By The Wasted Onion: Trump Pardons Florida Man

WASHINGTON—Remarking that it was "righteous" as he signed the executive order in the Oval Office Wednesday afternoon, U.S. President Donald Trump has pardoned a Florida man. “What this young man did was nothing more than a simple mistake, its only right that America recognises that this brilliant man be forgiven - it is ridiculous to suggest otherwise, something I’m sure the woke radical left will be mad at me for,” said the president after signing the executive order that pardoned 44-year-old Florida man Billy Butler, who was found guilty of assault after picking up an alligator at a golf course and proceeding to throw the 230kg reptile at a 2-year-old toddler, killing the child instantaneously. “The beautiful state of Florida has equally as beautiful people, that includes those like Billy Butt [sic] who throw alligators around at toddlers like we all do at the wonderful Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando.” Mr. Butler previously received a pardon during Trump’s first term after he built a comically large slingshot attached to the roof of his Toyota Prius which fired 10 piece bargain buckets from KFC at police during a high-speed chase that lasted 72 hours. At press time, Billy Butler thanked the president for pardoning him, proceeding to then rush out of his home and begin work building a tank out of peacock feathers and duct tape while dressed as YouTuber, streamer and fellow Florida resident MoistCr1TiKaL.

This stories headline was written and suggested by @kiwi, thank you!

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Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Blaze To Leak Your Personal Information During Bankruptcy Shutdown

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hot take:

steals your heater

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🎉

Hello Blazers,

It’s with a heavy heart that we must announce the death of our platform, Blaze. Due to financial constraints, we can no longer afford to keep our platform up and running, especially with the lack of users and sales. Blaze is officially bankrupt.

While this may be upsetting news to some of you, we want to assure that we want to come back. However, it requires money and it requires our users to be active on our platform. This is something that we can’t achieve, which is why we are shutting down.

Our phone number is currently active, but it will be abandoned by next month. If you wish to have your data given to you, you have until October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, everything will be deleted permanently, meaning if we revive this platform, we’ll have to start over from the beginning. Our phone number is (562)-352-5293 if you want to text us (Calls won’t go through).

Thank you for your support during these last couple of years, we at Blaze truly appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Blaze.

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YIPPEEE

Hello Blazers,

It’s with a heavy heart that we must announce the death of our platform, Blaze. Due to financial constraints, we can no longer afford to keep our platform up and running, especially with the lack of users and sales. Blaze is officially bankrupt.

While this may be upsetting news to some of you, we want to assure that we want to come back. However, it requires money and it requires our users to be active on our platform. This is something that we can’t achieve, which is why we are shutting down.

Our phone number is currently active, but it will be abandoned by next month. If you wish to have your data given to you, you have until October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, everything will be deleted permanently, meaning if we revive this platform, we’ll have to start over from the beginning. Our phone number is (562)-352-5293 if you want to text us (Calls won’t go through).

Thank you for your support during these last couple of years, we at Blaze truly appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Blaze.

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on todays episode of “1984”: https://youtu.be/Pp9MwZkHiMQ?si=ikW8Jsj5YsirNoLO (have been following the flockpocalypse for a year or two but awareness is needed, no one seems to know about these things yet they are EVERYWHERE)

guys u should call him

+1 (562)-35BLAZE

(+1 (562)-352-5293)

Do not call us, we will not answer the phone. Text us, as we will instead answer those messages instead.

Messages and data rates may apply. RCS and iMessage not supported.

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this

mmm blatant xenophobia