Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico
https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
in the next season of earth they will reveal that jeffrey epstein was alive this whole time and had been pulling all the strings
By The Wasted Onion: Epstein Commits Suicide Again
PALM BEACH, FL—Leaving the world shocked at the latest twist in the Epstein case, the FBI announced that financier, convicted child sex offender and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein had been found dead from suicide for the second time Thursday. "Earlier this morning, the FBI confirmed that Jeffrey Epstein, who faced charges of engaging in the sex trafficking of minors, had been found unresponsive near his grave and was pronounced dead again shortly thereafter of another apparent suicide," read a statement in part by FBI Director Kash Patel. "I was appalled to learn that Jeffrey Epstein was found dead again early this morning from another apparent suicide after being laid to rest already years ago. Mr. Epstein’s death raises serious questions that must be answered. Luckily I know my way around a Ouija board," said a statement in part from Attorney General Pam Bondi. Later, the FBI went into further detail regarding the circumstances of Epstein's second suicide at a press briefing, explaining that groundkeepers at the IJ Morris Star of David Cemetery found the child sex offender's decomposed corpse hanging from a tree nearby his unmarked tomb, where he was buried in September 2019 after his first death by suicide. At press time, U.S. President Donald Trump shut down the possibility of an investigation into the second death of Epstein, telling a reporter in the Oval Office that you, the reader wanting to understand what happened regarding Epstein and his clients, should smile more, you miserable bastard.
This stories headline was written and suggested by @owl, thank you!
true..
“ai is going to take your job”
can ai get mesmerized by a vim motion on youtube and spend an hour reading the vim manual before losing track of what it was working on? didn’t think so.
guys you should come visit my minecraft java server its 192.168.0.50:25565 version 1.12
discord and i are not the same
we have vastly different definitions of something being previously successful
https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally
fact: Aside from providing entertainment as a computer game, Microsoft Solitaire was intended to familiarize new users of Windows 3.0 with graphical user interfaces and the basics of a mouse like the drag-and-drop gesture utilized to move cards. Being a familiar game that eases in new users into the operating system, it was the most used application on Windows for its early years as computers were rising in popularity. Minesweeper introduced in 3.1 served an analogous purpose, which additionally taught users the right-click button and trained their mouse speed and accuracy.
the next generation of ChatGPT API wrapper!
disclamer: i do not own an android, and i do not intend to ever own one, nor did i in the past. but i hear this is an amazing one of a kind app for compressing media files that is not only free but thanks to using native APIs/hardware rather than 3rd party software encoding, while not requiring internet access purely to display ADs and being hundreds of times faster than the ad packed, subscription based alternatives
don’t bother with the ad packed slop - go get yourself a copy of compressor today
Every. Single. Video Compression app on the play store SUCKS, which is why I created Compressor!
Faster than every single compression app on the Play Store. Period.
Uses native Media3 API, not another slow, bulky FFMpeg wrapper
No third party libraries
No invasive permissions (no storage, no internet etc)
Ad free
Super lightweight (< 10MB)
Completely native Kotlin (no React Native slop here)
Works on Android 7.0 and up
Compared to the first non-sponsored search result for “video compressor” on the Play Store, Panda Video Compressor, with over 10 million downloads, Compressor is 117x faster. When tested on my Pixel 8 Pro compressing a 200MB 4K video down to 1080p30 with the Medium preset in both apps, Compressor took only 11 seconds, Panda took almost 22 minutes.
Furthermore, using the highly optimised native Media3 API, Compressor is able to compress that same 200MB video down to just 2.2MB at 720p30, with virtually no difference in quality on a 6” phone screen.
I don’t currently have $25 USD to sign up for a Google Play Console account, so you can get Compressor completely free from GitHub releases (or build it yourself with Android Studio) at https://github.com/JoshAtticus/Compressor/releases/latest
If you like Compressor, please also consider donating even just a few dollars so I can get it onto the Play Store! I will never paywall features or put ads in the app. https://www.buymeacoffee.com/joshatticus
