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im a wasteof user yay - not a programmer, just the bi electronics guy
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even without seeing this shit anyone with functioning brain cells could tell this was bad on its face

everything he bragged about doing if he came in again

I genuinely don't know how ANYONE can see shit like this from the fucking government and STILL think that this administration is good.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace

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halloween was pretty epic this year

this wouldve been epic

fun fact: if you browse the old minecraft website, notch at one point stated that once sales of the game had dried up he’d release the game under some kind of open source, potentially even public domain

so that old promise has… well not really been fulfilled but it’s the closest we’re realistically going to get

Minecraft just announced that in future updates they will be removing obfuscation. This essentially makes Minecraft, a PAID game, nearly open-source. Crazy that Minecraft became open source before wasteof.money ✌️

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early classes were a mistake.

so that lasted for like 3 weeks

signing up for early classes actually DOES improve your sleep schedule what

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i would like to make it clear that asking to be verified is a great way to not get verified

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sorry, only real platforms may be verified.

@jeffalo Can we get the verification badge please?

he could even buy hardware to host this crap on in less than a year with what he is gonna save

atp hire someone off fiver to help you, with the sheer amount of money you've been spending like

Hello Blazers,

We are proud to announce that we are officially making this website open source! We are doing this to allow users to make their own clients (kinda like what Meower did for a long time) and to help us improve our security to not only make it a better platform, but to make it into an app that everyone would love and respect.

If you would like to help us improve our security, add features, or even make your own client, the link is in this post. Thank you for using the flame of social media, and thank you for your help in advance!

https://github.com/blazeapp-lab/blazeapp

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maybe there’s not active users to notice a difference but you actually broke email logins

Hey guys,

Firstly, don’t worry about the email logins, you will still be able to sign up and log in with it. Secondly, our database faced a DDoS attack and caused the site to shut down. We are currently investigating the incident and will update you with more details in the future. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,

Blaze

old habits die hard

Hey Blazers,

Please read this importance notice regarding our chatting feature. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Blaze

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Bright Sun Films special ABANDONED feature coming soon!

Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Blaze Relaunches As A Spirit Halloween

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never trusting the client? what a concept!!

I have made a working account creation API and log in API 🎉. I just had to learn a little SQL to do it. It was actually surprisingly easier than I thought, albeit still difficult.

I also made sure to add a minimum and maximum username character count on the server side. Crazy concept, I know

Guys I'm gonna make my own social media called Glaze and it's going to be strictly about glazed donuts

i call it a lesson to the wider software industry on why they shouldnt lay off programers in favor of computer hallucinations- but i doubt microsoft and friends will learn from this one since they cant even learn from their own disasters, not even kyle could learn from this

despite the donation thing being a scam, watching blaze get essentially drop tabled in real time was a disappointing experience and i didn't enjoy seeing this teenager’s entire project get destroyed because a couple of people didnt like how it was vibe coded

Blaze has horrible security and kinda fails as a social media. That does not mean ANYONE should be exploiting vulnerabilities to take it down.

@blaze @kyletech, please just learn how to actually program instead of using AI for all of it. Also, your publicity stunt was scummy as fuck.

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this is why you WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN CODE.

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no you’re not

We’re ready. Thank you for all your support throughout the years, we truly appreciate it. http://bit.ly/4or4HkT

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By The Wasted Onion: Trump Pardons Florida Man

WASHINGTON—Remarking that it was "righteous" as he signed the executive order in the Oval Office Wednesday afternoon, U.S. President Donald Trump has pardoned a Florida man. “What this young man did was nothing more than a simple mistake, its only right that America recognises that this brilliant man be forgiven - it is ridiculous to suggest otherwise, something I’m sure the woke radical left will be mad at me for,” said the president after signing the executive order that pardoned 44-year-old Florida man Billy Butler, who was found guilty of assault after picking up an alligator at a golf course and proceeding to throw the 230kg reptile at a 2-year-old toddler, killing the child instantaneously. “The beautiful state of Florida has equally as beautiful people, that includes those like Billy Butt [sic] who throw alligators around at toddlers like we all do at the wonderful Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando.” Mr. Butler previously received a pardon during Trump’s first term after he built a comically large slingshot attached to the roof of his Toyota Prius which fired 10 piece bargain buckets from KFC at police during a high-speed chase that lasted 72 hours. At press time, Billy Butler thanked the president for pardoning him, proceeding to then rush out of his home and begin work building a tank out of peacock feathers and duct tape while dressed as YouTuber, streamer and fellow Florida resident MoistCr1TiKaL.

This stories headline was written and suggested by @kiwi, thank you!

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