By The Wasted Onion: Tartan Army Beer Consumption Puts Strain On Strait Of Horbooze
BOSTON, MA—Alarmed that the global supply chain is reaching a breaking point, experts and local bar owners warned Friday that the Tartan Army's consumption of beer during the World Cup is putting immense strain on the Strait of Horbooze, the world's busiest and most strategically important international shipping lane for crude beer.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/tartan-army-beer-consumption-puts-strain-on-strait-of-horbooze/
By The Wasted Onion: Inspiring: Student Cheats On Homework Without Using AI
LEEDS, ENGLAND—Pleasantly surprised while marking homework she set her class last week, science teacher Rosalie Watts was impressed to discover that one of her Year 10 students, Lewis Carter, had cheated on the assignment without the help of artificial intelligence.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/inspiring-student-cheats-on-homework-without-using-ai/
knowing how out of touch the parliament is, this would actually happen
when did the onion become a real news site :sob
By The Wasted Onion: UK Announces Plan To Ban Internet
LONDON—In an effort to curb rising concerns over the dangers of the digital world, British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer announced plans Monday to ban the entire internet for the over 60 million residents of the UK.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/uk-announces-plan-to-ban-internet/
This article was requested by @esben, thank you!
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Trump Threatens To Reduce Israel Foreign Aid From $11 Billion To $10 Billion If Strikes On Lebanon Continue
ultra rare @kyletech win? is this progress i see-
why take it back tho :/ stand up for what you believe in out there
Jesus spoke about aromantic, asexual, and intersex people…
“There are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 19:12
The word translated eunuch (εὐνουχίζω) means either castrated physically, or simply unmarried.
Notice the first line: “there are eunuchs who have been so from birth”. So in this verse we see Jesus saying, intersex and aroace people do exist, and they are born that way. As an evangelical Christian, I fully support this view.
i forgot the last time i even thought of my website (selfhosting lol)
happy pride month yall!
you are all valid no matter what anyone tells you, internet or IRL! - if theres one thing you dont ever give up, its your self identity. remember to never let others define you.
(im queer myself, been there and been told things, failing in lying to myself about what i like ended up being the best thing ever)
yesterdays news today! : tsunami is available at https://badmusic.joshattic.us/
By The Wasted Onion: I Named My New Music Streaming Service ‘Tsunami’ Because It’s Going To Be A Disaster
Hello Blazers and Wasted Onion readers. You may have recently heard that I am going to be launching my very own music streaming service on Blaze that I have dubbed "Tsunami." I know many are already wondering why I made the decision to name the upcoming service Tsunami, and the answer is very simple, its because Tsunami, just like the real life phenomenon, is going to be an unmitigated disaster.
Seriously, it really is as simple as that. Tsunami's are natural disasters, and my music streaming service is going to make you feel more sick than the people exposed to high concentrations of radiation during the Fukushima nuclear accident caused by the Tohoku earthquake and ensuing tsunami.
Many of you likely know me as the owner of Blaze, the Flame of Social Media, but I am much more than that, for I am also a budding independent rapper, grinding and toiling away in the music business, making defining records changing the game, such as "CALLING ME," "SURREAL," "HIGHER," "BAZINGA SHELDON 67" and "CRASH OUT," which is what you'll be doing once you're subjected to the atrocity that will be Tsunami.
As I conclude, I will leave you with this, think of Blaze as an earthquake, a disaster that shakes civilisation down to rubble, while Tsunami is like its namesake, washing away anyone unlucky enough to survive.
Persona is backed by the one and only Peter Thiel, the founder and still backer and close member of Palantir.
that implies we need burgers with dual bottom buns