@jeffalo increase the firehose deletion time to like 10 hours so i have more wasteslop to read when i wake up
the qualm of overexaggerating your likes or interests online to stand out and identifying yourself by them and feeling like you arent being yourself for it and then spending more time offline and being less passionate about your interests and likes and then feeling like you arent being yourself for it
this is true, tried it on the interstate
got a whole escort following me and getting all other traffic on the road which made it even faster, and they even set up moving obstacle courses for me to refine my high speed driving skills, and had a whole celebratory parade set up at one point, ended up turning off the interstate and missing the parade as to not run late to my interview but they had 5 fleets worth of cars all painted “puh lice” which probably meant congratulations in some regional language.
pro tip: going 90 in an 80 zone only gets you there marginally quicker, but going 160 in an 80 zone gets you there in half the time
i see this happening for realsies if the midterms dont change something and thats a problem
By The Wasted Onion: ‘Fuck It We Ball’ Says Congress As It Sends Entire U.S. Budget To Israel
WASHINGTON—After months agonising over how to source a suitable sum of taxpayer funds to send to its strategic ally in the Middle East, a visibly exhausted Congress decided Friday that it was time to "fuck it we ball" and send the entirety of the U.S. federal budget, amounting to just under $7 trillion, directly to Israel.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/fuck-it-we-ball-says-congress-as-it-sends-entire-us-budget-to-israel/
they didint even come up with that…just forgot to change the placeholder one in the film distribution template
my favourite part about melania is that the tagline is just “a new film”. thats the best description
The Wasted Onion Magazine: Humanitarian Crisis, War, And Conflict: How These Useful Words Avoid Describing The Killing Of Palestinians In Gaza As Genocide
so profound
the last digit of pi is so profound, and impossible, yet so common that 1 out of 10 people would guess it right
being someone quasi older sister is so hard i want to protect her from everything that comes with being a girl and i dont know how to keep her from how the world treats people of her race and skintone, but i want so incredibly to shield her from that too, have her never have to realize how the world was made not just for her, how the world will see her and her actions, and how they would instead view her brothers, or mine, or my brothers, just because of things she cannot control. i never want her to hesitant on something just because of her race or skintone or gender, i never want her to feel like she isnt beautiful because of these things. i wish she didnt have to be affected by things she wont even understand yet, or be able to put a name to, or reason with, reason with why someone would look at her any different then they should just because of these little, little, uncontrollable differences between her and for whom the world has been built. i never want her to be scared to play in the grass outside or to run or to feel, i never want her to feel like the world has been locked up from her, out of her reach.
“1984”
nah this actually happened in real life its called flock safety (Flock Group Inc.) and Palantir(PLTR on Nasdaq)- yeah you can invest in the ending of our rights and privacy to-day!-and if you call within the next twenty minutes, we will DOUBLE this offer- thats right, you get to take home two Barbeque Buddys™-
this is not a test post, this is in fact a real post created from the official wasteof.money web client on chromium - this post wasted some amount of internet bandwidth for less than a second.
now happy birthday someone random and happy pride to everyone! :3 and if you have a problem with that why don’t you f*** off and move out of your mothers basement already
also the iphone 11 got ios 27 which did improve battery life too thats like big news… damn thats insane longevity for phones
2026 highlights i’ve appreciated thus far:
the movie industry finally locked in especially with the introduction of new IP by youtubers of all people (markiplier/kanepixels)
mojang has locked tf in in a turn of events that may even bring a new minecraft wave (p2p!!!)
microtonal math rock (AdP ftw) broke free from containment and has reached a mass audience which will hopefully give us a musical revolution to stir the music pot
tom scott hath returned (letsgo)
minimalism is getting out of fashion which may lead to a new and awesome design era
apple got a new ceo who looks promising so we may get some more experimental apple products which could be cool
the existence of scientology speedruns is hilarious
also the iphone 11 got ios 27 which did improve battery life too thats like big news… damn thats insane longevity for phones
2026 highlights i’ve appreciated thus far:
the movie industry finally locked in especially with the introduction of new IP by youtubers of all people (markiplier/kanepixels)
mojang has locked tf in in a turn of events that may even bring a new minecraft wave (p2p!!!)
microtonal math rock (AdP ftw) broke free from containment and has reached a mass audience which will hopefully give us a musical revolution to stir the music pot
tom scott hath returned (letsgo)
minimalism is getting out of fashion which may lead to a new and awesome design era
apple got a new ceo who looks promising so we may get some more experimental apple products which could be cool
the existence of scientology speedruns is hilarious
