@flex

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the legend is back after a year…

could u imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up

i can only imagine what spam bots/raids will be like…

(overall a great idea)

ok, but if anybody abuses it, it’s gone

edit: never mind… allowing arbitrary audio uploads is hard from a technical and a legal perspective…

@jeffalo I would indeed like to be able to import audio from other sources (plz)

Wasteof needs an audio function. There's no way to get across any nuance with text. I bet there would be way less controversies if I could explain myself with audio.

Jan 12, 2023, 11:38 AM
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Jan 12, 2023, 4:02 PM
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a beauty, that’s what it is.

WTF IS THAT

Daily Cursed Food #1

cHEZcaKE

sigma

day 12 of not posting the end of year scratch project

as an ios user i agree

when i purchase a game on my laptop i love to just play it on another laptop like my school one (both chromebooks) but won’t waste the money to get it for my phone since i game on my laptop more

android is so much better than iOS omg

i’m making a console based social media, what should it be called?

python premium:

without it:

  • no using packages waaaah

  • basically nothing since python uses packages 90% of the time

with it:

  • use packages yay!1!!

scratch premium

without it, you can’t

  • use custom blocks

  • use vector costumes

  • use blocks like “set drag mode“

  • basically it’s just 1.4

with it, you can:

  • make custom reporters

brainfuck premium:

without it you cant:

  • use +, [], and ,

node.js premium:

without it you cant:

  • use libraries

thats it

idea: rust+ subscription

without it you can’t:

  • use unsafe { … } blocks

  • use extern crates

  • make more than 5 mods

  • use structs

it gives you

  • class structs ohmigod class structs i miss class structs please give me them back

Idea: JavaScript+ subscription:

Without it you can’t:

  • make http requests

  • use modules

  • make more than 50 variables (not including globals and such)

  • And you can’t use let or const variables

It gives you:

  • extra globals

  • top-level await

  • early access to new features

  • up to 2000 variables

  • can use let and const

imagine if scratch had a premium subscripton

like if you were using it for free you

can’t make custom blocks

can only share 50 projects

and with premiun

you acn make custom blocks

can share up to 2000 projects!

https://wiki.wasteof.money

(don’t ask about this post)

plot twist: i don’t listen to music

(unless it’s Stressed Out by 21 Pilots)

I have a mix of Kanye West, Travis Scott, and Jay-z mostly, with some other rap

Bro I unironically have Walk the Moon, Bill Wurtz, Hozier, big band jazz covers of video game soundtracks, and contemporary Swedish folktronica all in the same playlist so I feel you

The current state of my Spotify liked songs is Travis Scott followed by Skrillex followed by the Bad Piggies Theme trap remix so I feel like I know a thing or two about weird music taste

And you need to understand how insanely wacky my music taste is

You guys need to understand how I listen to music. It's not a casual activity for me

Jan 6, 2023, 3:30 PM
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i was a menace lmao

i used to create alts and follow myself :skull: (this was like a year ago)

and that’s how i lost my verified badge lol

bruh i literally just posted this and someone unfollowed me

thanks for 60 followers

let’s reach 69 before the end of this year and i’ll program the stupidest discord bot ever (plinkus does exist tho and he’s pretty stupid)

i learnt c# and forgot all of it in 2 weeks

Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.

classic lowercase jeffalo post

Jan 5, 2023, 7:05 PM
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please read all of these and say “i am a male” at the end of each sentence:

“we met at a bar”

“we went home”

“we started dating soon after”

“she turned to me and said”

thanks for 60 followers

let’s reach 69 before the end of this year and i’ll program the stupidest discord bot ever (plinkus does exist tho and he’s pretty stupid)