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Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.