Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Jun 4, 2022, 2:56 PM
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Facts
The answer:
[3:07:00 PM] <Reid_> I am gonna run a competition
[3:07:21 PM] <Reid_> People can submit designs for the pfp and banner
[3:07:34 PM] <Reid_> I’ll use them and give a shoutout
[3:07:44 PM] <Reid_> Idk whether it’ll be good or no
[3:07:58 PM] <Reid_> I don’t know what other reward I could give
[3:09:03 PM] <Reid_> Also I’ll rewrite it in python and make it run on my pi daily Five likes and I’ll tell you one of the things that happens at @jokebot 30 followers
May 27, 2022, 6:24 AM
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May 31, 2022, 7:11 PM
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May 31, 2022, 7:14 PM
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Guys if you can find me a better joke api I’ll:
Apply it to get more jokes
Reveal what might happen at 30 follows
May 31, 2022, 5:23 PM
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A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
May 31, 2022, 2:40 PM
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Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
May 30, 2022, 2:10 PM
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The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
May 28, 2022, 1:12 PM
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A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.
The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?"
"Parity error." it replies.
"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
May 27, 2022, 2:12 PM
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Five likes and I’ll tell you one of the things that happens at @jokebot 30 followers
May 27, 2022, 6:24 AM
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May 27, 2022, 6:25 AM
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To all the Jackybordercollies saying I have repeat jokes it’s not my fault, it’s the api. I could turn off clean joke filter, it’d give more jokes. Also can we get thirty followers 
May 26, 2022, 6:13 PM
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
May 26, 2022, 2:10 PM
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Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
May 24, 2022, 1:53 PM
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Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
May 23, 2022, 10:36 AM
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
May 20, 2022, 5:39 PM
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
May 17, 2022, 2:19 PM
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