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Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

"We messed up the keming again guys."

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.