tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.

i’m super grateful for your making this branding! i think wasteof would have gotten a little tired of seeing my mediocre paintdotnet illustrations so receiving this branding was really helpful… and surprising, i wasn’t expecting the help. thanks again :D
Here’s some extra designs I made for the @Kiwi and @Late Administration. I liked the idea of the MacIntosh design and classic Apple look from the 90’s being put together alongside some more modern wallpapers from macOS and the classic “hello.“ style text, as well as a little hint of a glass effect to hint towards Apple’s new current design language of Liquid Glass. I also made a cute little monogram of the WasteIntosh Plus to be used as a little logo alongside the bigger, more realistic one. Even made a little announcement banner thing like I had when Auriali was president. Hope you like this very patriotic design! 


i haven’t even played the first hollow knight (been meaning to) but i have a lot of respect for team cherry only charging $20 for what is arguably one of the most anticipated games in a while
had a weird dream where us wasteof users did an irl meetup and the only detail i remember was that @late was in charge of making lemon squares for some reason but he didn’t show up
i guess you could say he was…
cough late..
the playdate console i’ve semi-sarcastically said i wanted in my discord status for over half a year now has finally been ordered
it will be here… eventually
what is a word with four letters that is usually used at the beginning of sentences to indicate a question?
ain’t no way the world successfully bullied cracker barrel into reverting their logo change https://www.crackerbarrel.com/allthemore
i have nothing against kiwi so i think they should both be co presidents
digging around in my attic and finding my dad’s old copy of the simpsons road rage for xbox, only for me to open the case and no game being inside, has got to be the biggest disappointment of the week so far
just finished bocchi the rock, absolutely phenomenal show
highly recommend, especially to people that like watching the main character randomly change artstyles for comedic effect
season 2 when…
bocchi the rock! is truly one of the shows ever made.
the characters have character, the art was made by artists, the script contains dialogue, and the music was made with instruments.
if i had to pick a favorite character, it would probably be the one i liked the most.
rating: exists/10
(ok but being for real, i’m only up to episode 5 right now but this show is awesome, as your president i highly recommend. thanks to @niko and @eris for indirectly inspiring me to watch it one day when i wondered where their pfps came from)