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wasteof's secretary of state | ok k.o.! let's be heroes hyperfixator | https://kiwi2.straw.page | https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
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hi, i’m kiwi! :)

male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day

extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page

extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2

discord: kiwi.two

here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:

@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following

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55 likes to go before we reach our goal!

…which is obviously not going to happen.

can we please make this the most liked post on wasteof.money from a non-verified user thanks

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my thoughts on this show after seeing the first episode

what in the world did i just watch

i haven’t even watched a single episode of this show yet and i’ve already got a feeling this intro is false advertising and i’m gonna get something completely not regular

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i haven’t even watched a single episode of this show yet and i’ve already got a feeling this intro is false advertising and i’m gonna get something completely not regular

“tell me you’re written by chatgpt without telling me you’re written by chatgpt”

in case anyone’s wondering, this is the post we have to beat to accomplish this impossible task

https://wasteof.money/posts/62bbb22b5e44bb8ca01c3f9f

can we please make this the most liked post on wasteof.money from a non-verified user thanks

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happ waseto fday

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A moneywaster uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another moneywaster. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by wasteof.money, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

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you’re welcome :)

Can this post get 10 likes, 10 repostes, and 10 comments? 🧐

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can we please make this the most liked post on wasteof.money from a non-verified user thanks

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random fact of the day: there is no wikipedia article about the web series “battle for dream island”. it turns out that this is intentional, and in fact there’s literally an essay on wikipedia about why there isn’t an article for bfdi.

tldr: among other reasons, it doesn’t have an article because there’s next to no media coverage of the series outside of the series itself and sites like imdb and fandom that anyone can edit. if anyone were to make a wikipedia article, they’d only be able to use those sources, and as a result it’d be very, very biased.

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wasteof was down for a second

almost thought it was jeffalover

first hour of wwdc: literal masterpiece

second hour of wwdc: WE RANDOMLY ADDING CHATGPT TO APPS THAT DON’T NEED IT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

chat is this real

CALCULATOR FOR IPADOS

had to sign up for instagram to view a single image of an advertisement for the upcoming gumball season 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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i’m kind of convinced that every cartoon network show isn’t necessarily targeted towards kids, but they also didn’t have the courage to put it on adult swim, so it’s just in this weird middle ground 💀

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