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“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly

"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly

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@leaks am i a real person?

bro what if they made @kiwi a real person or something that would be crazy

slightly concerned as to how many of my current internet friends are gonna have “last active 14 years ago” listed on their discord accounts in the distant future

“what are we, some kind of waste of dot money?”

✋😐🤚

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i feel old

what’s your guys’ favorite paperweight? here’s mine

invader zim: enter the florpus is absolute cinema

props to tomorrow corporation for consistently making banger games

(ignoring the fact that they only have six total games, four if you’re only including ones they actually developed)

i find it funny how everyone else is excited about the switch 2 releasing, meanwhile i’m over here buying my long-distance friend’s old wii u for $85 because he’s saving up to buy a switch 2 with the profits

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Do people like posts which are genuine nonsense

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ok ko creator is spitting facts

yeah, why? i’ve always noticed that they

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i thought the onion was supposed to be satire

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory

https://theonion.com/show-me-where-you-make-autism-shouts-rfk-jr-storming-sour-patch-kids-factory/

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i kinda wanna get a play.date sometime

if anyone here owns one, is the price worth it?

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potentially hot take: 2010-2013 was the best era of website designs

it’s clean and not super in-your-face but it also has personality instead of looking the same as every other website