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secretary of state of the crack house. | wasteof’s resident ok k.o.! let's be heroes hyperfixator | https://kiwi2.straw.page | https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
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hi, i’m kiwi! :)

male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day

extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page

extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2

discord: kiwi.two

here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:

@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following

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i feel like wasteof is the internet equivalent of those old towns from several years ago where everybody living there actually knew each other and regularly engaged in friendly conversation with one another

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Wasteof posts are like an art - some posts are hits, others are misses, and some others are stolen.

so it turns out it’s disallowed to use stereo madness in russia without proper permission :D

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boxboy.wiki is a very good website that teaches you all about the greatest video game of all time

replace “mr. montgomery” with “@kiwi”, and you just described how i’m out of wasteof post ideas

I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.

new wasteof user join rates after twitter gives everyone ads about to be like 📈📈📈

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%100 real and legit scratch leak:

the next version of scratch will have blocks, and it will run on computers

once again i can’t think of anything for a funny wasteof post, so…

how are you guys doing today?

how to make a horror game (easy tutorial)

1.) find a game for either the nintendo 64, the ps1, or ms-dos

2.) find something ever so slightly unsettling about that game

3.) rebrand the game to look like a parody

4.) gradually overexaggerate the slightly unsettling detail you found in step 2

5.) add a random jumpscare at the end with no explanation

6.) export game and release it on itch.io or steam or something with the promise that it’s a “completely harmless game! :DDDD”

7.) repeat steps 1-5 forever until you generate free money

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this post is hilarious, i love the little joke about what happened to the guy’s vacation plans at the end. well done to the guy who made this, this is truly the greatest post on wasteof

@wuilly …i take it this is why wasteof doesn’t support tags? :D

I just added some galvanized square steel and some of my aunt’s extension screws to my room. #Blessed #FeelinGood #DoNotLookInsideMyBasement #Hashtag #Lit #VerifyOren #dontStandWithYada #PewDiePie #MrBeast #MrBeastGaming #WasteOfMoney #Jeffalo #Jeffalonet #Nezon #Wom #JanuaryFourteenthNineteenSeventySix #GalvanizedSquareSteel

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i’m finally free from the prison of youtube shorts

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After countless failed attempts, Auto Play Area by Jax has been verified!

Watch the verification video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw1IReF2_6c

still impressed by that time everyone shut down their subreddits for two whole days because reddit’s api changes were awful

like, that’s one of the few times everyone on the internet stopped arguing with each other and faced the bigger enemy

still a bit sad that entire protest never amounted to any change to the api rules

it’s so apollover

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