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upsides of spring: flowers, leaf, birds, end of seasonal depression, school gets out for the summer, warm weather, everything is basically perfect

downsides of spring: allergies and mosquito bites go brrrrr

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gimme the drake cheese combustion bc I can weaponize it + I already rarely listen to drake

I swear every YouTube Shorts would you rather is like “would you rather have your left ring finger be covered in tarantulas for 12 hours on every second Tuesday of the month, or have every wheel of cheddar cheese within a 25 mile radius be set on fire whenever you listen to Drake's music?”

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I picked out a dorm for next fall! 0:

i’ll be sharing a quad (two doubles connected by a shared bathroom) with two friends and getting my half all to myself

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what if jeffalo is short for Jeffrey Army Liaison Officer

what if goofy was spelt ghoophy

how did I not realize until today that you can crop images in google docs despite constantly using it for the last 4 years

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being sick fricking sucks i hate constantly shivering despite wearing three layers and having my mouth taste like expired oatmeal

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double hubris moment:

it’s been 90 degrees each of the last two days

weather exists purely to spite those who dare to observe it

as soon as i post this i immediately get punished for my hubris

it’ll be 27 degrees (-3 celcius) during the easter sunrise service tomorrow morning

spring is officially here in massachusetts :0

we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up

we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)

there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far

everything is good :)

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still disappointed that the bit me and @corn_bin did about covering Cambodia with a 1 meter-deep blanket of teeth never actually made it into an episode smh

TNC meticulously crafting the most random tangents imaginable that have nothing to do with the episode topics whatsoever:

nothing refreshes the brain more than an accidental 3-hour nap that makes you forget where you live and what year it is upon waking

why do people even feel compelled to made jerkish troll accounts like @shaftgoblin and @basedashell

what do you get out of spreading negativity and being mean to people for no reason

what makes posting mean comments so funny

please explain it to me i’m genuinely curious

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as soon as i post this i immediately get punished for my hubris

it’ll be 27 degrees (-3 celcius) during the easter sunrise service tomorrow morning

spring is officially here in massachusetts :0

we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up

we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)

there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far

everything is good :)

10 1 2

spring is officially here in massachusetts :0

we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up

we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)

there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far

everything is good :)

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Ronald Reagan sitting in hell waiting for heaven to trickle down to him rn

lmao someone unfollowed me and knocked me back down to 68

honestly I respect the hustle

on one hand it would be cool to have enough followers to be on the explore tab

on the other hand I am currently at 69 followers

therefore I implore any wasteof users who don’t currently follow me to perform one of the following actions:

a) do not follow me in order to keep me at 69 followers

b) follow me en masse and up that number to 420

anything in between is unacceptable

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