how did I not realize until today that you can crop images in google docs despite constantly using it for the last 4 years
being sick fricking sucks i hate constantly shivering despite wearing three layers and having my mouth taste like expired oatmeal
double hubris moment:
it’s been 90 degrees each of the last two days
weather exists purely to spite those who dare to observe it
as soon as i post this i immediately get punished for my hubris
it’ll be 27 degrees (-3 celcius) during the easter sunrise service tomorrow morning
spring is officially here in massachusetts :0
we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up
we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)
there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far
everything is good :)
still disappointed that the bit me and @corn_bin did about covering Cambodia with a 1 meter-deep blanket of teeth never actually made it into an episode smh
TNC meticulously crafting the most random tangents imaginable that have nothing to do with the episode topics whatsoever:

nothing refreshes the brain more than an accidental 3-hour nap that makes you forget where you live and what year it is upon waking
why do people even feel compelled to made jerkish troll accounts like @shaftgoblin and @basedashell
what do you get out of spreading negativity and being mean to people for no reason
what makes posting mean comments so funny
please explain it to me i’m genuinely curious
as soon as i post this i immediately get punished for my hubris
it’ll be 27 degrees (-3 celcius) during the easter sunrise service tomorrow morning
spring is officially here in massachusetts :0
we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up
we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)
there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far
everything is good :)
spring is officially here in massachusetts :0
we have birds everywhere now and flower blossoms are starting to pop up
we’re getting temperatures in the upper 50s-mid60s pretty often, and it will hit 82 degrees next Friday (it never gets that hot this early)
there isn’t any pollen yet so my allergies aren’t bothering me so far
everything is good :)
lmao someone unfollowed me and knocked me back down to 68
honestly I respect the hustle
on one hand it would be cool to have enough followers to be on the explore tab
on the other hand I am currently at 69 followers
therefore I implore any wasteof users who don’t currently follow me to perform one of the following actions:
a) do not follow me in order to keep me at 69 followers
b) follow me en masse and up that number to 420
anything in between is unacceptable
on one hand it would be cool to have enough followers to be on the explore tab
on the other hand I am currently at 69 followers
therefore I implore any wasteof users who don’t currently follow me to perform one of the following actions:
a) do not follow me in order to keep me at 69 followers
b) follow me en masse and up that number to 420
anything in between is unacceptable
based as hell, alcohol is gross
if i had a dollar for every time i said no to people in my dorms offering me alcohol i think i’d be rich (don’t take up drinking even if it’s legal, kids)
we have town names like this here in Massachusetts and it’s literally because we simply stole them from England
why we pick their town names to steal, i’ll never understand
have fun trying to pronounce worcester or leominster or haverill or scituate
why is every English town named “new southwest worcesterwyckhamshirehampton-upon-the-balls” and pronounced like “woshampton”
there's like requirements you have to meet:
be at least 8 different words or other place names stuck together
have some weird phrase with dashes at the end
dumb prefix
be pronounced in two syllables even though the word is spelled with 75 letters
burrito falling victim to the gay agenda smh