@perrin

professional dingus
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where were you wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“Club penguin is kil”

“no”

wtf guys, i cant believe beethoven is died, im crying rn

perfect description of ADHD for someone who doesn’t understand it

the urge to do 10275 things at once but being indecisive and doing none of them

Feb 4, 2023, 5:28 PM
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hey siri play the bee movie soundtrack on iTunes full volume

rmv (t ncrgs)

remove (it encourages)

remove wasteof.money (it encourages using the internet)

remove posts (they encourage you to post bad takes)

remove likes (they encourage biased behavior)

remove comments (they encourage arguing)

remove profiles (they encourage offsite communication in bios)

Remove posts (They encourage bad posts)

remove reposts (it encourages repost chains)

Alrighty gamers i am collecting some quick census data

which of the following names should my sister bestow upon her new fish?

(they are all llama themed for reasonable reasons and no other naming options shall be considered)

  1. Leg leg arm megalodon arm (L.L.A.M.A)

  2. Lorenzo Lamas As Meep, Astonishingly (L.L.A.M.A)

  3. Lorenzo Lorenzo Alonzo Monzo Alonzo (L.L.A.M.A)

  4. Laparoscopic Appendectomy My Ass! (L.A.M.A)

  5. Llama Mia! Here we go again

starting to learn html for my web design and development class and my professor wanted us to include some links at the end of the document we’re formatting so I snuck a rickroll in there

no two words describe me more accurately than dingus and goober

Please send your well wishes to @perrin’s brother @corn_bin who will attempt to eat pasta and then proceed to cook it. In that specific order of course. Also get hyped we have a new episode coming out soon with these 2 goobers.

call me 007 cause i have

0 friends

0 sex

7 dollars

call me 007 cause i just left my dorm to have breakfast and take the bus home successfully without needing an alarm and without waking my roommate up 👍

what if patio and ratio rhymed

i’ve still never emotionally recovered from this you got me so good

Still one of the replies of all time

The reason why BB1 results took so long was because I was spending almost all of my free time doing your mom

BB1 ran so DD8 could walk so PP5 could trudge

Its not a real scratch design contest if the results don’t take a year to come out

the past tense of William Shakespeare may be Wouldiwas Shookspeared

but the opposite of William Shakespeare is Won’tamnot Staticspoon

Jan 18, 2023, 1:59 AM
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Hey gamers, if you’re a giant nerd who’s into branding/logo design (like me), then consider joining the 5th iteration of the Brand Battle contest, hosted by yours truly.

The info project shall be released in the near future, and signups will be out not long after that. Be sure to give the Scratch account a follow if you’re interested. https://scratch.mit.edu/users/BrandBattle_5/

Let the games begin. (in like 2 weeks)

imagina how graat wastaof would ba if thara wara imagas and vidaos

imagine how great wasteof would be if there were images and videos

now replace N with S

Jan 17, 2023, 7:24 PM
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nothing hits better than leftover eggnog at 11 am

the best solution I’ve seen is to design cities around foot and bike traffic, like in many European cities such as Amsterdam. They’ve outright banned cars within certain distances from the city iirc, and it’s significantly reduced their carbon emissions while still allowing commuters to freely travel throughout the city en masse. This is largely impossible in America bc we’re so built around car travel, but it’s not impossible to switch over. I believe Berlin has also limited many roads to strictly bike traffic.

I also wanted to point out that this circles back to the climate change problem. Transportation is a huge chunk of pollution, and there’s no easy way to fix many of the environmental problems that come with it. The aforementioned overhaul of urban infrastructure would cost billions of dollars and possibly decades. Decades we don’t have in terms of fixing the climate crisis. Public transport is a great way to solve pollution problems, but it’s simply not designed efficiently enough for it to be a viable option for many commuters in terms of speed and efficiency. Because of this, people keep circling back to other means of transport like cars, which contribute significantly to many climate issues.

I know this is kinda all doom and gloom but thanks for hearing me out

I was just watching an interesting series of YouTube videos.

The first one: Urban areas are being dominated by tangled messes of highways that do nothing to solve congestion! They should go back to the neat and orderly grid system!

The second one: The grid system is inherently flawed because humans’ decision-making time is not fast enough, which causes more cars to slow down, which causes gridlock. Public transport should be used more often.

The third one: Public transport is set out in a way that makes it very inconvenient for many commuters and wastes a lot of time.

What I kind of learned from this is that all of these different ways of getting places are products of each other. Public transport is by far the best option, but it’s designed in such a way that it’s not a viable alternative to the already-inefficient means of commuting by car. It’s a vicious cycle. Why take a 1.5-hour train ride to work when it’s a half-hour by car on the most congested days? The way all of these different means of transport interact means that even if all of the options are inefficient, even the ones that are slightly less inefficient are the best option. The problem is that to fix this, there needs to be a complete overhaul of cities’ infrastructure, potentially costing billions of dollars. And this isn’t something that happens overnight.

Thanks for coming to my rant guys idk where I was going with this but I thought I needed to say it