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@perrin

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on one hand it would be cool to have enough followers to be on the explore tab

on the other hand I am currently at 69 followers

therefore I implore any wasteof users who don’t currently follow me to perform one of the following actions:

a) do not follow me in order to keep me at 69 followers

b) follow me en masse and up that number to 420

anything in between is unacceptable

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based as hell, alcohol is gross

if i had a dollar for every time i said no to people in my dorms offering me alcohol i think i’d be rich (don’t take up drinking even if it’s legal, kids)

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we have town names like this here in Massachusetts and it’s literally because we simply stole them from England

why we pick their town names to steal, i’ll never understand

have fun trying to pronounce worcester or leominster or haverill or scituate

why is every English town named “new southwest worcesterwyckhamshirehampton-upon-the-balls” and pronounced like “woshampton”

there's like requirements you have to meet:

  1. be at least 8 different words or other place names stuck together

  2. have some weird phrase with dashes at the end

  3. dumb prefix

  4. be pronounced in two syllables even though the word is spelled with 75 letters

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burrito falling victim to the gay agenda smh

I'm perfectly straight but lil nas x might turn me bruh 💀

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i shared a project on scratch for the first time in 5 months, please look at it

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/823309874/

it’s also on bēhance

https://www.behance.net/gallery/166528691/Brandys

based and relaxation pilled

shower before bed >>>>>>

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yesterday was also my 1-year anniversary of joining wasteof.money. it’s been a pretty goofy year y’all, hopefully more goofs are still to come. shoutout to jeffalo and all you cool memers out there, here’s to the next year of money-wasting

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i only use perrin for the sake of having a personal design brand tbh, might as well use it since nobody else has my name

daily reminder that @perrin did not follow the most basic rule of making an account online and instead decided to make all of his accounts with his real name

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Nothing says Spring Break like a massive snowstorm with 12-20 inches of snowfall

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shoutout to kirby for canonically being an asexual and agender icon

sprung brook

new lacroix flavor just dropped

cold, apricot relaxing satisfaction

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ok so today i learned that one of my professors has a rule for all his classes where once a semester a student can invoke ‘bigfoot’ and he will cancel his typical lecture and launch into a partially-serious tirade about bigfoot lore instead of doing class

so guess what we’re doing in web design today

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this is the same reason why the emoji movie is universally reviled as one of the worst movies ever made despite being objectively more cohesive than stuff like cars 2 or boss baby

something I've found is that I actually dislike mediocre or mid albums more than bad albums.

the thing is with a bad album is you can still have strong opinions on why it's bad - you can mock it like nostalgia critics the wall (which is a horrid album by the way) or critique it on why it's bad.

with a mid album there is barely anything to say other than it's mid, bland, boring, mediocre and basically every other synonym for “mid”. a bad album still makes you feel something, whether hatred, disgust, laughter, etc. but a mid album just makes me feel bored or want to do something else.

what I'm getting at is that I feel a mid album is far more of an insult than a bad one since at least a bad album tried, a mid album did the bare minimum.

me when i’m blowing my nose into a tissue

fhddfhfhddfhd