i am sick today and tried to take a mucinex but for whatever reason it got caught in the back of my throat and i threw up in the kitchen sink
then i tried again and the exact same thing happened a second time 
i’ve been greeting people with ahoy for years for this exact reason
frick thomas edison
just watched shark tale for the first time and i can confirm that it is definitely one of the movies ever made
2.5/10, slightly worse than Storks (2016)
this is excellent but also consider the following: instead of a shark it’s an octopus and instead of a hug i put him on my head and gently wobble him
bro’s tryna be the man who walked a thousand miles just to fall down at my door
as opposed to 50 cooked bees, which are definitely a thing
sometimes life feels like we’re getting stung by 50 raw bees simultaneously but we gotta just power through it
[blimp]
On a scale from Perrin Fertha to Perrin Aybara, I am definitely Perrin Grubb
watching Andor for the first time and I’m a bit appalled that the only character in the entire Star Wars canon I share a name with is the jerky husband of the galaxy’s most efficient girlboss
watching Andor for the first time and I’m a bit appalled that the only character in the entire Star Wars canon I share a name with is the jerky husband of the galaxy’s most efficient girlboss
now would probably be a good time for the CDC to make “being a Celtics fan” a symptom of heart attack risk
COUCH OFFER
Ethan’s friend is offering you all a couch for free, however he cannot ship it nor will he offer anything more than a £1 for it. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!
If you’re confused, you can find out what happened during the latest TNC Live on the official TNC YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/0M2FiI0l9T8
Furthermore, if I had a nickel for every animated movie adaption of a popular children’s franchise that featured the voice talents of both Chris Pratt and Charlie Day, I’d have two more nickels
If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen in theaters over the last 40 days that featured both Chris Pratt and the song No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn, I’d have two nickels
If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen in theaters over the last 40 days that featured both Chris Pratt and the song No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn, I’d have two nickels
sleeping with the windows open is awesome until it suddenly drops to 37ºf at 5am with no warning, exacerbating both my seasonal allergies and the phlegm cough that’s leftover from having the flu 3 weeks ago
Sleeping with your windows open is cool until a FAMILY OF 5 FREAKING FOXES moves into the backyard and they make weird noises all night while the dogs bark at it and sounds like an entire bus full of kindergartners is being mauled by a pack of Rottweilers outside my window at 3 in the morning
update: my current roommate (who i don’t dislike we just aren’t really friends bc we never talk to each other) picked a random room and ended up picking the empty half of my suite
operation: rooming with the boys is kinda ruined bc i’m way too non-confrontational to ask him to pick a different room if he doesn’t mind doing so
I picked out a dorm for next fall! 0:
i’ll be sharing a quad (two doubles connected by a shared bathroom) with two friends and getting my half all to myself