@perrin

hey guys i just invented a new vegetable it’s called bugroot it’s basically a sweet greenish turnip

oh to be a dolphin residing peacefully in a cranberry bog in southeastern Massachusetts. unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

how dare you post my private affairs on this website for all 7 of its users to see, this is an invasion of privacy and you will hear from my lawyer

i want a poster of toad on a skateboard holding a piña colada with a quaint Spanish coastal villa in the background signed by jimmy buffet himself

Sorry I haven’t been active I was in a grape-induced coma

schneeb

all out of funny today, here is a football team I made uwu

gonna start a petition for @jeffalo to make a crowd-funded version of wasteof called wasteof.real.money so the acronym for the site can be worm

“The year’s at the spring

The day’s at the morn

The morning’s at 7:00

The hillside’s dew pearled

The lark’s on the wing

The snail’s on the thorn

God’s in his heaven

Burrito’s unbanned

All’s right with the world”

-Robert Browning

what does a fashionable penguin crime lord have to do to get verified around here?

positive to positive, heavens to betsy

meatball

it’s that time of year when you can feel spring’s arrival in your sinuses

i would commit felony insurance fraud for a Klondike bar

bold of you to assume i car about either ratios or my legacy on this godforsaken website