@perrin

i bet i could clown all of you at four square

mathematics is short for matthew edward maticulous

startup idea: denim socks with pockets and everything

what’s the guinness world record for most grapes fit inside a person’s mouth, I bet I could top it

hey siri play the mickey mouse clubhouse theme song

that’s a nice moon we have up there, it would be a shame if someone were to eat it

BB1 ran so DD8 could walk so PP5 could trudge

it’s been like 17 hours since i last hit @corn_bin with a fish and now i’m reverting back to a decrepit state

what a load of bulshevik

this is beefsteak

I call beansprouts

Vsauce

are

fingers

english 245 is a gross class, for the love of god do not take it I am begging you

time to cosplay as junior asparagus

i bet i could pull off one of those propeller hats