@perrin

how doth the little @auriali

improve her shining squares

and pour the vibes of tame impala

on every folding chair

how skillfully she seems to meme

how hasty she eats pants

and welcomes cringy scratchers in

with lengthy essay rants

what if i could piss orange juice

i bet i could clown all of you at four square

mathematics is short for matthew edward maticulous

startup idea: denim socks with pockets and everything

what’s the guinness world record for most grapes fit inside a person’s mouth, I bet I could top it

hey siri play the mickey mouse clubhouse theme song

that’s a nice moon we have up there, it would be a shame if someone were to eat it

BB1 ran so DD8 could walk so PP5 could trudge

it’s been like 17 hours since i last hit @corn_bin with a fish and now i’m reverting back to a decrepit state

what a load of bulshevik

this is beefsteak

I call beansprouts

Vsauce

are

fingers

english 245 is a gross class, for the love of god do not take it I am begging you