Quick survey... Do y'all read the captions on tiktoks / reels or whatever you watch? One of my friends (let's call him J) sent me a tiktok of a girl and said: "I'm afraid she is my type" and I was confused and asked him what he was talking about as the caption was: "wuh luh wuh" with the #wlw... Like dude? What are you talking about? She isn't your type she is other women's type 
with how old emperor palpatine is, he really should be called emperor heart palpitations
5 years coming up since COVID is crazy, i feel like im living life in 2x speed
→ “anyone else concerned that zuck”
anyone else concerned that zuck started to seem more human around the time AI started to get good?
mild sabotage
At 9:08pm, while watching an Australian port of an English game show…
Dad: “. . . Landon, why is there an Apple Pencil on the ceiling-”
Sister: “Noooo, noooo, take it down, it's creepy!”
It stayed hidden for about 4 hours. I can't guarantee that it won't show up in another weird place . . .
SCP articles be like:
oh boy I can’t wait until she ███████ ███ █████ ██ ███ ██ so I can ██████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██ ████
I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.
i still have yet to get a homecoming
I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.
i swear applying for jobs is a hell specifically designed to torture autistic people
you're expected to lie a little bit, and being too honest is penalized
you have to do interviews and wear uncomfy clothes while making eye contact with people
in those interviews you're getting asked all these questions about yourself and you're supposed to know how to respond in just the right way to make yourself seem appealing
you're supposed to say all these reasons how and why you're a good worker when most of the time you don't even understand anything about yourself or what you're expected to do
you have to ask people to be references for you which is especially hell for people with anxiety
and then you're supposed understand all of this naturally even though nobody taught you anything about it
glue
sometimes i wonder how pizza companies can make their cheese so perfectly melted. like is there some secret recipe or something? its like they've unlocked the secrets of the universe
I finally got enough money to get myself some girl clothes!!!!!!
in my defense, it was tasty
