If your parent’s social security number was your age, how old would you be?
Hot take: Fines should be based on your income. The bigger your income, the bigger the fine.
Fines are something used to discourage someone doing something, but it’s hardly discouraging for a millionaire who can happily take a parking ticket whenever they like, they aren’t above the law.
-reposting for later use-
Six funny comebacks:
1.
SO TRUE
This may be ironic because this is wasteof.money but here goes
Currency is probably the worst thing humans have ever made. The essentials of life and what makes life fun is behind a paywall and that is simply shameful. We shouldn't have to normalize things like free healthcare or anything because it should be free in the first place.
the world is no longer fucked
I HAPPILY ACCEPT TO TAKE THE REIGNS FROM MR. BIDEN AS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 
shoutout to the frat bro (?) i met while watching the aurora borealis, who, upon seeing the bear-shaped silhouette of a tree, declared: “WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!” and spent a good few minutes chatting about markiplier with me
If you didn’t catch it…. Minecraft just dropped 1.21
Here’s a brief rundown of what they added:
Tricky Trials A twisted path of dungeons, home to the new breeze mob, along with mob spawners that spawn mobs with a progressive level of difficulty. What can I get from them?? You can get the new heavy core, which is used to craft the new weapon, being the mace. You can get wind charges by killing breezes, which when thrown, cause a mini explosion of air, pushing things around. Pots in the structure also drops random ores. You can also get new Armor Trims and music disks. Find a map to these trials by trading with a villager
The armadillo! Yeah, why did people vote for this. When breeding it, it will drop scute, which is used to craft wolf armor. This negates almost all damage until broken. You can find them in savannas.
The mace A new weapon that has a very long cool down, but does more damage the father you fall. (Can one shot the warden) Very broken, as you can see.
The crafter It…. crafts thing, I’ll let the red stone nerds handle that one
Some new painting. I mean, they look pretty cool, so it’s a win ig
That’s pretty much all the important stuff, have fun!
oh no :neocat_googly_shocked:
you literally just… plug it in and open your file manager? that´s it… w h a t
@jeffalo there´s a cool cat coming to your house
After I landed into Italy, we rented a car and headed up north to check out Switzerland for a day. Photos soon!
Paste this onto your browser to turn into me!
javascript:(function()%7B%24nuxt.%24auth.user.name%20%3D%20%60jamied132%60%7D)()%3BIf you enter this into browser url, you will turn into @jeffalo
javascript:(function()%7B%24nuxt.%24auth.user.name%20%3D%20%60jeffalo%60%7D)()%3BTHIS WAS ME 3 DAYS AFTER I JOINED FEDI-
(i also thought that “yassie_j” is just a fan account for the yaseen deity lmao)
what is a yaseen
are you a cop? https://retrospring.net/@whenthesilly/a/112605184328206599
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can we please make this the second most liked post on wasteof.money thanks