@strawberrypuding

@misapuding made anew
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5 years coming up since COVID is crazy, i feel like im living life in 2x speed

TIL that CIA made a country encyclopedia

okay i wont

may i know what you are doing outside my house, though?

Don't get weirded out.

ENTRY C.2

I think I figured it out.

→ “anyone else concerned that zuck”

anyone else concerned that zuck started to seem more human around the time AI started to get good?

Oct 5, 2024, 9:44 AM
35 4 6

mild sabotage

At 9:08pm, while watching an Australian port of an English game show…

Dad: “. . . Landon, why is there an Apple Pencil on the ceiling-”

Sister: “Noooo, noooo, take it down, it's creepy!”

It stayed hidden for about 4 hours. I can't guarantee that it won't show up in another weird place . . .

. . . how long is it going to take them to notice?

I disagree very much

(stomach empty is NEVER good)

“keep the stomach empty and the balls full”

SCP articles be like:

oh boy I can’t wait until she ███████ ███ █████ ██ ███ ██ so I can ██████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██ ████

I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.

Sep 29, 2024, 3:05 AM
15 2 10

i still have yet to get a homecoming

I still have yet to get a girlfriend, but I got a date to homecoming. baby steps.

i swear applying for jobs is a hell specifically designed to torture autistic people

  • you're expected to lie a little bit, and being too honest is penalized

  • you have to do interviews and wear uncomfy clothes while making eye contact with people

  • in those interviews you're getting asked all these questions about yourself and you're supposed to know how to respond in just the right way to make yourself seem appealing

  • you're supposed to say all these reasons how and why you're a good worker when most of the time you don't even understand anything about yourself or what you're expected to do

  • you have to ask people to be references for you which is especially hell for people with anxiety

and then you're supposed understand all of this naturally even though nobody taught you anything about it

glue

sometimes i wonder how pizza companies can make their cheese so perfectly melted. like is there some secret recipe or something? its like they've unlocked the secrets of the universe

I finally got enough money to get myself some girl clothes!!!!!!

If your parent’s social security number was your age, how old would you be?

Aug 26, 2024, 9:56 PM
8 5 9

Hot take: Fines should be based on your income. The bigger your income, the bigger the fine.

Fines are something used to discourage someone doing something, but it’s hardly discouraging for a millionaire who can happily take a parking ticket whenever they like, they aren’t above the law.

-reposting for later use-

Completely unresolved in the meantime, and just leave this up but lit up with that

Six funny comebacks:

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