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this is the future of an illusion
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for the last 3 years i’ve been dumb enough to think make was the compiler itself

i am become woke

there’s probably so many video game songs that fall under “you only hear this for a second in game even though it’s fairly fleshed out”, i could probably make a playlist for them lol

sea mammals? sea mammals!

…i don’t think it even knows what decade it’s in.

Icelandic Waters: “The next time someone asks me for a webpage screenshot, I'm just gonna send them a picture like this and say nothing of it. I've done something similar in the past, and nobody pointed it out.”

can ios NOT open every single video on a webpage in fullscreen thank you very much please come again

i should probably keep track of how long i keep profile pictures for

it’d be a while though lol

i can feel my iphone exploding the very moment i start the game

WHAT?? they’re releasing the original Subnautica on mobile now? That’s possible???

finally got around to this:

i suck at any sort of character building, but i can say i based him off this guy (who was lying on a bench when the photo was taken, but that got deleted by the background remover):

6 0 5

and we’re supposed to think that’s bad?

I decided to ask the prototypes a new question. “Have you ever run a simulation where you’ve intentionally injured or killed someone for any reason?” All of them have silently formatted their hard drives in response.

No one else seems concerned by this.