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SOME DIGITALLUCINOGENIC GEMSTONE MAKES THIS SUCKER THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE — GIVE 'EM DOOM OR CRY TRYIN'
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i just exist

https://theglasspenguin.42web.io/

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inkscape good

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[2023-10-14 02:02PM] <+theglasspenguin> it's taken you 2 hours to respond
[2023-10-14 02:03PM] <+theglasspenguin> i win
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if (date == “Oct 11” && date != prevdate) {
  theglasspenguin.age = theglasspenguin.age + 1
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prevdate = date
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it’s the first week of october and i’m already burnt out how on earth will i make it to june

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there’s going to be lots of fun today at 11:20

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here's to 4000 users! let's all thank @jeffalo for making this site so awesome!!

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i just noticed that

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RIP beta button :(

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modern windows but it looks like windows XP and isnt jank and/or paid + has a cool ass pink theme 👉👈

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my brain sure does like trying to make something out of nonsense

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if r/showerthoughts has a million haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 1000 haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 10 haters, i am one of them

if r/showerthoughts has 1 hater, i am that hater

if r/showerthoughts has 0 haters, i am dead.

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this but basically every ‘essay’ i’ve ever written

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history essay but instead of analytical paragraphs it’s an unstructured autistic infodump

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Another day, waking up, going on my laptop, and being disappointed that the wasteof slander hasn’t been released. @human release it plssssssssss

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something in my head still wants to me to join twitter

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Twitter™️©️1953 (🤮) is superior to garbage (🗑️)
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class is in session

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