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SOME DIGITALLUCINOGENIC GEMSTONE MAKES THIS SUCKER THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE — GIVE 'EM DOOM OR CRY TRYIN'
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i was thinking about the pay-to-get-verified thing that’s happening now. verification is designed to tell people that an account is actually what/who they say they are, not a badge to say ‘i have money!’

secondly: this whole ‘everything app’ thing is…silly. honestly if someone opens twitter, they are probably looking to post something or look at things, not order food or cash a check or whatever other shit musk thinks twitter needs.

twitter is no longer worth saving

Twitter is on its redemption arc. As a daily twitter user (I don’t have an account but I scroll on there), it has gotten more funny and engaging than ever. And you can now make a living off of twitter. If (and when) I start a Youtube channel, I would definitely start posting the videos on twitter and being monetized.

And yes, I know all of your reasoning. I’ve heard it all before. Twitter is objectively getting better (unless you care about politics more than user experience)

I think, if anyone other than Elon had bought it, you wouldn’t be complaining this much.

  • ubuntu sucks now

  • the mango-flavored chewy candies are disgusting. any teacher who dispenses them should not be allowed near children

  • twitter is no longer worth saving

  • not everything needs to be about politics. literally, i go anywhere other than school or home, and the moment i try and talk to someone they just decide to bash me for my political beliefs and then go on and on about theirs

Hot take: Other people should start posting their hot takes.

I’m interestred on other users unpopular opinions on this site, especially the ones who bash/ratio my takes! Who likes banana on pizza? Who thinks Lis was a good prime minister? Who thinks Blackberry phones are still great (does that company even still sell phones?)

These posts also get users engaged with one another in comments and reposts. So come along, what are YOUR hot takes?

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  • ubuntu sucks now

  • the mango-flavored chewy candies are disgusting. any teacher who dispenses them should not be allowed near children

  • twitter is no longer worth saving

  • not everything needs to be about politics. literally, i go anywhere other than school or home, and the moment i try and talk to someone they just decide to bash me for my political beliefs and then go on and on about theirs

Hot take: Other people should start posting their hot takes.

I’m interestred on other users unpopular opinions on this site, especially the ones who bash/ratio my takes! Who likes banana on pizza? Who thinks Lis was a good prime minister? Who thinks Blackberry phones are still great (does that company even still sell phones?)

These posts also get users engaged with one another in comments and reposts. So come along, what are YOUR hot takes?

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what if i play it on my pc

pikmin isnt demonic pikmin is very nice you should playu pikmin for thre hit game system the gamceube

what the hell is that symbol It looks demonic

(!?) should autocorrect to ‽, like how (tmㅤ) autocorrects to ™

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ayooo sh1mmer’s devs restored their downloads and documentation

time to do some chromebook hacking

scratch 2.0 launched on this day 10 years ago

are you taking notes, american politicians?

relatively fun fact: in my country there is a law that controls hoaxes, hate speech, pornography, online gambling, defamation, and discrimination on electronic media

that same constitution used to control e-commerce and other electronic transactions

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so, i installed the gtk version of catppuccin as my desktop theme

i don’t think it was designed for mate anyway but hey, it works

and before you ask why i have the kde plasma icon in the top left, that’s just the icon theme i use

i am absolutely obsessed with catppuccin, i’m using it for everything.

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same here

I’ve had 2 cups of milk (heated) every day since 3 years old, 1 in the morning, 1 at night.

I’m now 15 and never broken a bone.

Anyone else in the milk gang with me and @oren?

I drink whole milk as my main drink and I've never broken a bone

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ohhh, ohhhh, OHHHHH SHIT I DROPPED MY STYLUS

i don’t really care about politics but sometimes it can be pretty damn funny

No honey the dark brandon t shirt stays on during sex

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…so many…in fact too many to list here (i’d hit the character limit a thousand times over)

What are words more cringe than “scratch”? (a lot find it cringe, so what words are even more cringe?)

Current words suggested by users: Bussin, Robux, Fortnite, fam, UwU, homie, discord, Ohio, brudder

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“I like your sleeves.”

i watched that movie a while back and honestly it was funny

i still laughed more at the monty python movies tho

I am watching Napoleon Dynamite right now

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HOT TAKE: not everything needs a premium subscription.

y e s

who else remembers when @you flamed me for hating linux?

his speech changed me (for the better)

i unironically now use linux for every project i make lmao

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food hot take #4: pickles don’t belong in burgers as they are rank, I don’t care if they add “acid” to the burger.

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