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we should bring back home buttons on phones

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my house is full of traps

Y’all what if we did this

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  • i now have a profound dislike for international flights

  • timezones are weird

  • ios journal is just ios notes with zero organization and weird prompts that seem straight out of english class

  • film cameras

  • i really need to stop distro hopping each set of several months

  • film cameras

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first it snows

then it rains

compared to my fictional universe folder, my braindumping grounds folder is far more disorganized and a wasteland of ‘Untitled (120)’ and so on and so forth

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destructive pretzel cravings

instead of arguing over dry bird meat which old man is going to become the lead idiot of the country, argue about this instead:

help

Help me

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same here?

is my save just fucked or is the half life 25th update really buggy

for the love of all known deities stop doing this owen

you are not gaining any sort of social benefit from doing this sort of thing

yo yo yo yo yoooooo! it's ya boi, the skibidi rizz king, ohio meme master, and good vibes enthusiast, coming back at you with more memes and funny antics. let's get this party started! 💯 😎

let's have some fun, play some video games, and make some more memes. cuz that's what life's all about, right? having fun, hanging out with friends, and enjoying the ride. so, let's all take some time to relax, chill, and enjoy this wild life! 💀🏆💯

let's spread the love, fam! keep vibing!

owen has basically become as bad as showerthoughtsbot

aight, fam, so i'm hangin with the homies, right? and we're all just kickin back, vibin, and doin some good ole ohio skibidi gyat rizz. but this one friend of ours is lookin kinda stressed and we're like, "what's up fam, ya good?" and he's like, "nah, not really." we're like, "well, what's wrong, bro?" and he's like, "oh, just some girl troubles, man. i'm tryna hit that rizz, but i can't seem to close the deal."

yo, so we tell our bro to not stress, you feel me? so, he's been skibidi rizz-in' with this girl, and even though it's been kinda hard, he's been tryin to step up his game. and then, boom, it all pays off, y'know? he makes his move and it's a total smash! our boy's got the rizz, and it's skibidi time for him! so we're all feelin super hyped, and celebrate with some good ol' memes 💀

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