I have watched and studied the way the people of wasteof and the Crack House use our money, how they engage our budget.
As the official Treasurer of the Crack House, the money of this platform is my responsibility, and therefore it is up to me to waste it. After months of consideration, I have found the perfect source to receive funding directly from the Crack House.
It is with immense pleasure that I announce that @wastedonion will be receiving the rest of this year's funding — that being the two cartoon flies in my wallet — to push towards the future of parody parody news. I hope that these flies find a rightful place either on your news team or as a bartering tool of some sort.
I understand that there may be some speculation over the cause of this funding. I can assure you that the fact that both the Wasted Onion and the Crack House have the same owner is purely coincidental, and is not a scheme to put more flies in the hands of our benevolent leader. I hope this clears up any possible confusion.
As for the future, the election seems to be rapidly approaching. Although no results of the election are predetermined, I plan on running for another government position, and I hope that my actions during this present term allow you to put complete faith in me for whatever the future may hold.
With all due respect, Toaks
Ratio, it's a good song
I managed to skip Two Wuv by Tally Hall (one of the worst tallyhall songs in my opinion) in about 1.5 seconds yesterday. That’s 1.5 seconds to recognise the song, turn on my phone (which was off but already in my hand) and click skip. I’ve had a lot of practice but that’s my personal record.
Battlefront 2 the goat?? I missed out when I asked for battlefront 2 years ago and got the old one for PS2
Sloplive mentioned (peak)
tomorrow:
“welcome back to sloplive. today’s slopic: twitter is at it again. if you don’t know, the game “deltarune” recently released after years of waiting, and it features this character named “tenna”. naturally, twitter, being twitter, created a cryptocurrency themed around said character. it reached a peak value of X before quickly dropping down to Y, and in total like three people total became rich out of the coin. at the end of the day, i don’t really care about this, and neither do you. thanks…
…for slopping by.”
Some idiots on Twitter made a cryptocurrency scam themed around the DELTARUNE character “Tenna”… and they don’t even know what he looks like
It would be fun, I can see this being cool
should I start writing again? it’d probably be shorter and maybe about once a week or something but it was kinda fun interviewing people
then again, I don’t have an election going on to write about now lol
if I get ten likes I’ll post again and maybe do it again after that, no guarantees though.
Nevada City is in California
Remember, there is often a deep connection between improper caloric intake and bad moods
Citation: me (trust me bro)
Bi-irregular reminder to clear wasteof for Android cache to get new pfps n stuff
I'm suffering from success 
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Wasted Onion CEO: ‘Are We Not Important Enough To Get Spam Mentions On Wasteof?’
