Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
The three constants of wplace:
deltarune. so much deltarune
pride flags
Did I mention deltarune? it kinda unites the world
All my homies hate character modeling yet inherently understand it is a necessary step of the 3D process
I have been thinking about doing animation for college (and career) and literally everyone I know who knows about it and all advice online is like “you will NOT get a job”
Taking an independent project elective this year, so I'm actually going to make a fully scripted, story-boarded, and animated short (film?)
Petition to have Jeffalo just turn the server off at night
By The Wasted Onion: President Kiwi Signs Executive Order Requiring Jeffalo To Apply Duct Tape To Ethernet Cable Keeping Wasteof Server Online
THE INTERNET—Writing his name onto the document in the presence of aids and the press inside The Crack House, wasteof President Kiwi signed an executive order Thursday requiring King Jeffalo to apply duct tape to keep the ethernet cable secured to the new wasteof server, preventing another outage. “Enough is enough, this nation has been banished to the shadow realm of the internet far too many times since it was moved to the new server. This executive order will require King Jeffalo to use some damn duct tape to keep the ethernet cable holding the very fabric of the nation together so you may all continue to post your nonsense at all hours of the day,” said President Kiwi to the press pool moments after signing the order. “If this executive order fails, we do have more options, we might order that Jeffalo has to hold the cable in at all times, but that might be torture, I haven’t asked the UN, nor do I think they’ll respond. But if all else fails we’ll order Jeffalo to just glue the damn thing in.” Eyewitness accounts indicated that in the minutes after the executive order was signed, Jeffalo was seen sprinting to the server located in his home, with onlookers describing the wasteof owner as “sweating a fuck ton.” At press time, the wasteof server had yet again went offline, this time due to Jeffalo’s sweat short circuiting the server itself.
This stories headline was written and suggested by @kiwi, thank you!
Soo. . . You handle money for the Crack House, too? Should we, like, form a partnership to tax the people? 
Dear my fellow Wasteofers,
As your head of commerce, I have made the tough decision enforce a new law (of which I definitely have the power to do, trust).
Starting from this day (July 30th, 2025) forward, you are now legally required to have a permit to purchase anything and everything, regardless of the source.
You can buy an application form from the Crack House (probably). Permits expire 256 days after one has been granted.
I finished all of Steven Universe (show, movie, Future) and damn it is so good. I highly recommend it to anyone who has emotions 
Never got the chance to post about it with the servers down, but I got the Don't Tap the Glass vinyl! The album is very good, and though I am a little sad that it's not a concept album every song on it rocks!
Waiting for someone to make evilaffalo who just posts evil versions of @jeffalo 's posts
Weird, small wasteof android bug that's been around for. . . Ever; buttons (links, profiles, comments) don't work until you scroll from the very top of the page