Since I make art and stuff... If you want my art, go follow me on bluesky. It's way friendlier to images and videos, and has a larger community
What did the chicken.... Why do..... What do you get when you cross a..... Fuck this nerf, man 
A lot of people gave me the cold shoulder at school. Not even the sun dial would tell me the time. Truly a dark day 
The best part of jokes about repetition is that they never get old
What is life if we can't jacket.............
i LIED. Love IS in the air. Make SURE your loved ones KNOW you appreciate them!!!
Spotify genuinely got me feeling insane. I play on a song, listen to few "random" songs, play another, new shuffle, rinse, repeat.
An hour later, I'm listening on my phone. I play a random song, and, boom. The same sequence. Ew, I already did this. Play a different song, another string of songs I've already heard in the same order.
I understand why people are paranoid and think things are watching them. This is surreal and annoying
There's such an interesting type of parody posts on wasteof
Had a dream last night with surprisingly good story cohesion. Random elements played important roles, masterful storytelling, but it was cancelled right when it got good