Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Soo. . . You handle money for the Crack House, too? Should we, like, form a partnership to tax the people? 
Dear my fellow Wasteofers,
As your head of commerce, I have made the tough decision enforce a new law (of which I definitely have the power to do, trust).
Starting from this day (July 30th, 2025) forward, you are now legally required to have a permit to purchase anything and everything, regardless of the source.
You can buy an application form from the Crack House (probably). Permits expire 256 days after one has been granted.
I finished all of Steven Universe (show, movie, Future) and damn it is so good. I highly recommend it to anyone who has emotions 
Never got the chance to post about it with the servers down, but I got the Don't Tap the Glass vinyl! The album is very good, and though I am a little sad that it's not a concept album every song on it rocks!
Waiting for someone to make evilaffalo who just posts evil versions of @jeffalo 's posts
Weird, small wasteof android bug that's been around for. . . Ever; buttons (links, profiles, comments) don't work until you scroll from the very top of the page
Thanks!
@ministry_of_truth is endorsed by Super Earth and the legions of Helldivers who serve to protect it. The Super Earth Ministry of Truth has been here long before your foul claims on this soil.
@ministryoftruth is officially endorsed by the Secretary of Propaganda.
From this day onward, people in the way of truth will not find their fate appealing.
There can be only one
There can be only democracy!
As the cabinet of our current administration has been finalized, I am happy to say I once again can be wildly irresponsible with our great country's budget.
As my first action as treasurer, I am rehiring those two flies from the @wastedonion as our tax collectors. These flies shall visit all users eventually, taxing however they feel right.
Now, as for the two nickels we have left, those are getting put into a savings account with a compound interest of 3% every year, yo eventually amass a great sum of money.
Finally, I want to address public funding. Last year, we funded projects which were worthwhile or silly, or sometimes in-between. This year, all projects will receive full funding. However, should your project be disliked by the community, all funding shall be cut until the end of the term of our great president @kiwi.
From the desk of the money man,
Toaks
Just wanted to let you know
I am right in the middle of production on my first animation, an ULTRAKILL and JJK crossover. You can see the development of it on my Bluesky (@sirtoaks), but as for an update here: I am about 50-60% done.
I'm trying to make it, y'know, good quality, but it's my first time really using any sort of animation workflow in a serious capacity. I have a few more shots to finish, a bunch of hand-drawn effects to finish, and then sound design. It'll probably be out by the end of the week on my YouTube (also @sirtoaks)
I've also been plotting an animated series, but that's not close to production yet. . .
Teach them to question all figures of authority, including their parents
I never plan on having kids, but if I ever do for any reason, adopted or conceived, I want to be the one to break the cycle. The guilt tripping and manipulation ends with me. I want to be the parent they can talk to, who will listen, who won't judge, because I know how absolutely horrible it is to have manipulative parents, I know my mum hinted at her dad being abusive but she refuses to admit it, she's continuing the cycle, and it's hurting me.
I wish I could talk to my parents, I wish they would listen, and not judge, but I find it disturbing that I feel more comfortable saying all this to strangers online than my own parents, and I'm not ok.