I am a gosh-hamn motherfricking cowboy / Daddy was a cow and momma was a boy / Half person half cow that's me a cowboy / Hoodelaly hoodelaly life's a nightmare /lyr
the problem with „communism never works“ is that, maybe i’m just confused about the definition of „to work“, but i’m not sure i would consider the current circumstances to be capitalism „working“
“shut.
the.
fucking skibidi toilet
upwards.
promptly.
deez nuts.
bazinga." -me, circa a minute ago
hearing the second verse of a song you’ve heard dozens of times for the first time is always surreal
YO
I JUST REALIZED
IT’S CHEMICAL LOBOTOMY MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay
∵
thats not very
strategy
of you
the fact that if anyone knew one of my passwords I would have to change every single password I have because its all the same
i feel like there should be a way of specifying ipa allophonic transcription, since slashes are phonemic transcription and brackets are phonetic transcription.
„trans-“ = change
„-phobia“ = fear of
∴
„transphobia“ = fear of change
under this definition, i am transphobic
(this is a joke. there is a joke in this post.)
isn’t it funny how the notion of a republic (where people elect leaders and they make decisions) used to be considered the antithesis of democracy, with dictatorship being held as so absurd that it wouldn’t even be given a thought, but nowadays pure democracy is considered nonviable?