Can you
believe
it guys 

? Christmas 
, just a week 

away
. Christmas 

is in a week
! Woohoo! I
am so happy
about
this information
. Christmas 

! Just a week
away
, oh
wow
. Can you
believe
it? Christmas 
! Just in a week
! It got
here so fast 

! Christmas
! Just a week
away
!
hey i’m the one that made the connection between “the horse’s name is friday” and “there’s a horse in aisle five” first you copied me >>>:((((
i kid
bro how do i get ratioed like this when i literally just posted “my house is full of traps”
like what kind of person likes “there’s a horse in aisle five” but not “my house is full of traps”
there’s a horse in aisle five
i forget which post the original “jeffalo more like juffalo juffalo more like buffalo” “top [somenumber] octillion statements of all time” thing was on :(
jeffalo more like juffalo juffalo more like buffalo
@jeffalo MIGHT be a performative male
-lived/lives in canada/switzerland (performative ahh places)
-listens to pink pony club and chappell roan
-has twitter privated
-uses iphone
-uses airpods
-uses macbook
-probably brings his macbook to tim hortons/starbucks (tim hortons for sure), and does college assignments there while drinking matcha
bro i keep forgetting the g’(x) when i’m doing my calculus homework
like i understand how the chain rule works i just don’t remember to use it half the time
how is noone talking about how much of an aura name Maverick Trevillion is