i feel like monday was a million years ago, but in the same breath, time is slipping away from me
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
i could go for some pork right now
it’s like the android-asking-is-this-a-pigeon-while-reaching-their-hand-out-to-a-butterfly-meme but instead of an android it’s Organic Chemists and instead of a butterfly it’s Literally A Single Dot and instead of a pigeon it’s Methane
i think it’s sad that alchemical symbols were left behind with alchemy
i mean the fact that they’re called alchemical helps but like
they’re so much cooler than other ways of expressing chemicals, but they aren’t standardized and since they haven’t been updated in a while there are a bunch of outdated things like “alcohol” which we now know includes ethanol, isopropanol etc.
BUT NOOO we can only have IUPAC names (designed around english) and chemical formulas (designed around the latin alphabet) instead of something that would objectively (i know i’m not using it “right”) be cooler and more linguistically neutral
salad is the 35th state of matter confirmed
hi
there are 34 states of matter now?
what are scientists thinking??
i might be slightly exaggerating but kirkification is the single greatest invention in the history of mankind