tepid transaction: i give you a glass of lukewarm water, and you give me a pencil
tepid transaction: i give you a glass of lukewarm water, and you give me a pencil
if i had a nickel for every time someone asked me if i knew what some random phrase in a language i was learning meant, and subsequently expressed incredulity when i didn’t, i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
TIL “portmanteau” is french for “coat-tree”
edit: okay apparently the modern french word is actually “porte-manteau”, with and e and a hyphen, and the english word “portmanteau”, without the e and the hyphen also refers to a kind of suitcase
but still
When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked 
) (we ALL relate) 
centrists be like:
$2.50 to Skylar’s Cashapp AND $50 billion to Israel
This is a map of all of these countries that also have direct flights to America - perfect for fleeing the crime.
Out of all of these, I think Togo or Cote d’Ivoire would be the most safe for escaping if you’re willing to live in an undeveloped place, as they’re unlikely to be very able to collaborate with police. You can just kind of disappear pretty easily. But you’d have to book a visa in advance.
The nicest option would be Morocco or the gulf states, but both are more likely and more able to work with America.
I’m not a criminal I promise
Map of countries that don’t have an extradition treaty with the US, but do allow somewhat easy travel from there. If you’re going to commit a crime and flee, go to one of these places.
Green is actually visa-free, red you have to obtain some kind of visa. Grey means you can’t go there without risk of being sent back to America.
Which country do you think would be the best? Personally, I think Senegal or Morocco.