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How tall is @tallpeter?
This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:
The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.
Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.
Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!
While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!
Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!
#StandDown #Notmypeter
there’s no way
ATTENTION BLAZERS!
I am proud to announce that my new project, known as Lightcoin, has officially launched! But what is Lightcoin? Lightcoin, or $LIGHT, is a cryptocurrency with faster & cost-effective transactions, & the currency is more scalable than $BTC. Back by the Solana blockchain, this coin is the future with only 1 billion coins available. So what are you waiting for? Buy the coins today, and let’s make the future of crypto faster, lower in cost, and much more scalable. Available on Moonshot and Jupiter.
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More wallets/exchanges soon. #HoldTheLight
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ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/2)
I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.
Wasteof is a proud platform, and I am happy to be running for this prominent position.
But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?
Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will make your life better for all wasteof-ers.
Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all tax free.
Speaking of taxes, all taxes will be optional in my administration and tax evasion will be completely legal (except for Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet, they will instead receive a 50% mandatory tax increase).
Elon Musk will be forced to change his company X to Twitter again as let’s be honest, that’s really cringe of him ngl.
Piracy will be made legal. Remember, if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing. Keep that in mind.
Housing will be completely free. No rent or mortgages, just ask for a house and you get one for free completely paid for by the state. Come on guys, it’s 2025, I think we all know that housing is a basic human right at this point.
PART 1/2 COMPLETED. PART 2 WILL COME TOMORROW
VOTE KYLETECH FOR PRESIDENT!
yeah but it’s a 4 panel comic where every panel except for the first has two characters, just like loss
NO, ITS NOT, PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME THAT ON EVERY SITE I POSTED THIS ON. ITS NOT LOSS, I SWEAR!!!!!
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