[insert some cleverly-worded joke about roman numerals here]
Breaking: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals 
I watch my YouTube videos at 2x speed
‘cause normal doesn’t give me any dopamine
I’m a lot like a junkie that wants to be
on a bigger dose to feel what he needs
The Humble Steam:
we talk a lot about enshittification nowadays, but what companies do you think have survived it? or at least haven't actively made their business worse? the ones I'd say off the top of my head without much thought are Costco, Casio and Crocs (accidental alliteration lol)
so apparently there's a genre of music that's like christian rock but not christian
i’m honestly surprised i don’t think about the fact that any of something terrible (the sun dissapearing, a nuclear attack, a meteor landing on you, or any number of other things) could happen and kill anyone more often
how did i only just now realize that you can like posts and reblogs when they show up in your notifications
how did i only just now realize that you can like posts and reblogs when they show up in your notifications