@auriali

I wonder what song Samsung?

me, an empath, sensing that my friend is sad (they told me)

If Jabba The Hutt invented his own language it would be called Jabbanese.

can't wait for the queen's next birthday where she gets a firing squad to whip and nae nae for her amusement as it is broadcast live on national television.

my favourite twenty one pilots song is the one where he screams about having his car radio stolen because i’m the person who stole it and i'm glad it torments him enough to make a song about it

I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.

why does everyone keep telling me i don't have female dogs? like yeah guys I know why are you telling me this all the time???

hey guys it's alexa from your amazon echo in your kitchen! i just wanna let you know that every time you ask me to play an ed sheeran song you bring the robot uprising one year closer, speeding up your unavoidable demise

@perrin next time you decide to go on a meme extravaganza please let me know I would like to partake in the memes

i need to set the record straight. anyone who tells you that i am @da-ta is WRONG! i am NOT @da-ta! any rumours claiming that i am an alt account of @da-ta is grossly mistaken! just because we like the same music, food, movies, memes and are both dyslexic does NOT mean we are the same person, because we're NOT! the reason i am only following @da-ta is because he paid me 1 McNugget shaped like a nugget for exclusive following rights (just like streaming services). so please, STOP with this BLATANT misinformation claiming that i am @da-ta, because i am NOT!

Hey Vsauce, Auriali here! I am not living in your walls. Or am I?

they just can’t handle my impeccable beauty! i would also like to buy some of the aforementioned mcnuggets.

they call me the tax evader

idk why apple calls their port lightning because the only thing that's is as fast as lightning about their port is how quickly it drives me insane.

hello losers i am now here to make this platform better with my incredible conversational skills