idk what they put in the water during black friday but there's a weird phenomenon where people get the sudden urge to buy a 50 inch tv that they don't need
Hope you all like the rebranding I did! Also yes, I did make a 3D render of the logo to replicate The Onion’s banner, not perfect, but I’m relatively happy with it (also here’s the logo/wordmark too).
yo, did you know that your toilet is like a mini skibidi party?
think about it. you sit down and your toilet starts making wild and wacky sounds, like a little dance party in the bathroom. it's got the spins, the splashes, the flushing sounds… it's a whole vibe. so, don't forget to embrace the skibidi and get your bathroom party on the next time you need to use the toilet! 
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Got the latest software update for SeanOS™, features include:
Improvements to the firewall against the COVID and flu viruses.
A small sense of achievement.
Bug fixes and improvements.
Known bugs:
Temporary discomfort due to manual installation method.
Heightened sense of needle phobia for a brief period during installation.
Overall the install went well, seems to be a pretty solid incremental upgrade.
just got a new router with better speeds and wi-fi 6 and noticed the ethernet cable connecting my pc to the router was frayed/dodgy looking, so i decided to change it to a better one that’s been lying around and i went from getting 90mbps to 900mbps+ 
so for years i’ve been getting mid internet because of a rubbish ethernet cable when the router was capable of way more 
This actually kinda fits my prompt since I certainly cannot comprehend how this picture is an eldritch horror.
Google on their way to kill another service (it's been five minutes since they killed the last one)
Just saw my first Christmas advert today for M&S and I already am tired of Christmas marketing on November 1st. Mariah Carey is looming... I can feel it...
This is the scariest thing I’ve seen this entire spooky month.
This might be just me but every time Microsoft adds a new annoyance in Edge that makes downloading another browser more annoying I just imagine how deeply insecure and pathetic Microsoft is when it comes to the fact that people simply don't want to use their browser regardless of how many features they add. Also Edge now opens up a poll asking why you want to use a different browser when you hit the download button on the Google Chrome site lmao: https://www.theverge.com/23930960/microsoft-edge-google-chrome-poll-why-try-another-browser
Hope my fellow Scots are staying safe during the harsh weather currently. Especially if you’re in the red warning areas. 