NOOOOO MY CLOUT I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY OH SO PRECIOUS CLOUT. WITHOUT CLOUT THERE IS NO REASON TO BREATHE. I LIVE FOR CLOUT. I REQUIRE SUSඞTENANCE AND THAT IS CLOUT! CLOUT IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN MAINTAIN ME. WITHOUT CLOUT I AM A WRECK, WEAK AND WORTHLESS. IF I DON'T HAVE MY SWEET SWEET DELICIOUS CLOUT THEN DO I EVEN EXIST? WILL I BE REMEMBERED?! WHAT WILL MY FRIENDS, FAMILY AND THE WORLD REMEMBER ME BY IF I DO NOT HAVE A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF CLOUT?! I DO NOT WANT TO BE FORGORTTEN 
BECAUSE OF A LACK OF CLOUT. I WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE CLOWN WITH ALL THE CLOUT!!!!
What if instead of Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk he turned into a Floridian?
Imagine being Elon Musk, one of the richest men on the planet, and willingly paying what I imagine is a ludicrous amount of cash for a 10% stake in a website as absolutely horrible and miserable as Twitter. Legit is a bigger wasteof.money than buying a NFT.
I’m more disgraced than Will Smith :(
@auriali not only lost the battle, but the war. They have failed to continue their legacy, and have only dug themselves a deeper hole as further ratios bury their apology.
As such has taken place, I hereby, as speaking for the community, denounce @auriali as any form of ‘simga’ figure, and from hence forth, they are no longer allowed to contribute in the weekly sigma meetings.
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise. My use of the ratio was unwarranted, and I am deeply sorry for all the pain and fear I striked in the hearts of wasteof users by threatening to do the Gangnam Style. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologise. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you. Bazinga.
you think you can ratio me @cali? you can't. I am above ratios. some would dare say I am a golden ratio - as I am as valuable as gold. you are a mere spec of dust compared to my monolithic ratio-ing powers. tremble in fear mortal, for I am Auriali, the bringer of the Gangnam Style.
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If Jabba The Hutt invented his own language it would be called Jabbanese.
can't wait for the queen's next birthday where she gets a firing squad to whip and nae nae for her amusement as it is broadcast live on national television.
my favourite twenty one pilots song is the one where he screams about having his car radio stolen because i’m the person who stole it and i'm glad it torments him enough to make a song about it
I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.
why does everyone keep telling me i don't have female dogs? like yeah guys I know why are you telling me this all the time???
hey guys it's alexa from your amazon echo in your kitchen! i just wanna let you know that every time you ask me to play an ed sheeran song you bring the robot uprising one year closer, speeding up your unavoidable demise